Sorry, But Has There Been a Coup: and other great unanswered questions of the Cameron era. Steve Lowe

      Contents

       Cover

       Title Page

      Introduction

      Why can’t the Tories agree on whether Britain is fucked and broken or not?

Did Sam Cam invent trip-hop?

Cleggmania: what were the highs? what were the lows?

Is there a link between the Big Society and the occult?

Is Cameron just Clarkson’s patsy?

Will they come back for the trees?

Should child cage-fighting be regulated?

       What is the sociopolitical significance of Pippa Middleton’s buns?

       Is the Coalition the best thing that could have happened for the Tories?

       What was the greatest moment of the Coalition negotiations?

       If even Mervyn King reckons it’s a stitch-up, isn’t it time to at least examine this theory?

       How hard is David Cameron?

       Does a Tory health adviser being caught telling private equity to ‘fill yer boots’ slightly give the game away on the NHS?

       Is this the ‘greenest government ever’?

       What is the socio-political significance of The King’s Speech?

       When Cameron and Tony Blair speak on the phone, who hangs up?

       What is it about Northerners that makes William Hague so comfortable?

       What is it about having his best mate around that makes Liam Fox so comfortable?

       Is this really a good time to start the National Wellbeing Project?

       Will they at least make their fucking minds up about how often they’re going to empty the bins?

       What can we learn from sharing Cameron’s personal journey?

       The housing benefit cap: is it more like the ‘Highland Clearances’ (unnamed Tory minister) or ‘Kosovo-style ethnic cleansing’ (Boris Johnson)?

       Is the Coalition’s bid to ‘woo women voters’ doomed and also a bit creepy?

       David Laws: was he the best of us?

       How could England’s 2018 World Cup bid fail?

       Michael Gove: is he the worst of us?

       Could RBS shares be the Coalition’s North Sea oil?

       Will Cameron kill Clegg?

       Did Louise Mensch kill Louise Bagshawe?

       Why is the language of cuts so sexual (‘deep’, hard’, ‘sustained’, ‘structural’, etc.)?

       Are many people’s attitudes to the cuts strangely redolent of very poor answers on Family Fortunes?

       What is Steve Hilton?

       What is worse for the economy: weddings or snow?

       Is there a Tory Party Tea Party?

       Is a degree worth £60,000?

       What was Jim Davidson’s take on the Arab Spring?

       Is there much work around for David Cameron looky-likeys?

       What percentage of the UK population are millionaires?

       What percentage of the Cabinet are millionaires?

       What can you say about George Osborne that hasn’t already been said?

       Is it wise to put Sir Toby Young in charge of all the schools?

       So remind me, how many people voted Tory again?

       What should we make of the fact that Cameron’s favourite painting is ‘Guernica’?

       Where will it all end?

       About the Authors

       Copyright

       About the Publisher

       Introduction

       October 2011

      ‘Is the Cameron government a coup?’ – this is the question under discussion here. This, and 44 other questions, orbiting this central question like satellites of love. Such as, ‘Will Cameron kill Clegg?’ and ‘Did Sam Cam invent trip-hop?’. You know, important stuff, like, ‘Is it wise to put Sir Toby Young in charge of all the schools?’, and ‘What is the socio-political significance of Pippa Middleton’s buns?’. Also, ‘Is there a link between The Big Society and the occult?’.

      And, okay, there was an election (I’m not mad), but only around 1 in 4 eligible voters backed the Tories. And quite a lot of them were elderly and didn’t know what they were getting into. (Although quite a lot of them were elderly and were really into what they were getting into.) Anyway, somehow the Tories run the country now – enacting policies neither they nor their Liberal Democrat ‘partners’ stood on in the ‘election’.

      The Lib Dems properly opposed swift deficit reduction, but soon got on the slash-and-burn bus after the Tories took them into a room and ‘showed them the figures.’ Christ, what went on in there? I’m sure senior Tories did not subject the Liberal Democrats to torture – as we know, the British establishment abhors torture, even on Liberal Democrats. But still.

      Anyway, the Tories had to seize power because of the need for strong government in a time of national crisis. Where have we heard that sort of talk before? Since then, it’s all gone a bit hardcore: locking up students; rounding up gypsies; getting friends in the

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