Odd Laws. Jenny Paschall

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      Fourth Estate

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      Copyright © Jenny Paschall 1996

      Illustrations © Andy Hunt 1996

      Jenny Paschall asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work

      A catalogue record for this book is available from the British Library

      Photoset in Linotron Goudy Old Style by Rowland Phototypesetting Limited

      Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk

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      Source ISBN: 9780006387138

      Ebook Edition © JUNE 2016 ISBN: 9780008192105

      Version: 2016-09-27

      CONTENTS

       Cover

       Title Page

       A Close Shave

       When In Rome

       Eat, Drink – And Be Arrested

       Keep Taking The Tablets

       Trendy, But Illegal

       Blame The Parents

       That’s Entertainment

       Going Off The Rails

       Politicians Know Best

       Of Mice And Men

       Kangaroo Court – Animals In The Dock

       Death Is No Excuse

       Daylight Robberies

       Publish And Be Damned

       Courtroom Capers

       Walls Do Not A Prison Make

       Sporting Fixtures

       In Church

       Miscellaneous Misdemeanours

       About the Publisher

       One For The Road

      ‘One for the road’ always seemed to be such a friendly farewell, at least before the drink driving laws were enforced. In fact, the phrase has a much more sinister meaning, originating from the days of public hangings. When a condemned prisoner left Newgate Prison on his way to the gibbet, he would be put on a cart which would stop at every pub along the route. Each publican would give the prisoner a free drink – One for the Road. Usually by the time the gibbet and the hangman came into view, the condemned man was far too drunk to care about his fate.

      Love-struck drivers beware: the lawmakers have considered you when devising codes for the roads. Drivers in Leighton Buzzard, Bedfordshire, for example, are prohibited from kissing a companion while driving on winding roads – obviously you’re safe to snog as long as the road ahead is straight! In Detroit, Michigan, it is illegal to make love in a car unless it is parked on the couple’s own property, while taxi drivers who have sex in the front seat of their vehicles during their working shifts are breaking

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