Life and Adventures of Mr. Pig and Miss Crane. Unknown

      Young Master Pig you here may see

      Upon his tender Mother’s knee

      No longer he with patience sucks

      For See, he’s cutting both his tusks.

      Behold him now in Go Cart safely tied

      His pretty feet go trotting side by side

      Old Granny smiles and grunting seems to say

      “Ce petit prodige c’est moi qui l’ai fait.”

      To Master Goat next Pig is sent

      Whose learning is most excellent

      But all his pains can’t make this block

      Say A. B. C. or “hic, hac, hoc.”

      Our Piggy next an Oxford fop

      With Cravat large and Brutus Top