Dream Dad. Holly Haggarty

      Dream Dad. Copyright ©1996 Holly Haggarty

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       Cover art: Patty Gallinger

      First edition

      Published by Napoleon Publishing

      Toronto, Ontario, Canada

      Printed in Canada

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      Canadian Cataloguing in Publication Data

      Haggarty, Holly, date

      Dream dad

      ISBN 0-929141-51-2

      I. Title.

      PS8565.A347D73 1996 jC813’.54 C96-931547-2

      PZ7.H35Dr 1996

       To all my mothers and fathers - HH

      ONE

      At first, Willa thought the substitute teacher was a princess. She was so beautiful she seemed unreal, as if she had been pulled out of a fairy tale and placed in the school yard.

      The teacher was standing outside the school door, waiting for the grade threes to line up. Her hair was yellow, pure yellow like a crayon and sparkling yellow like lights on a Christmas tree. It curled around her head and shoulders like a lion’s mane. Her dress was flouncy and lacy and purple.

      Seeing her, Willa couldn’t help but feel a pang of envy, for she often wished she were a princess. But wish as she might, Willa knew she wasn’t a princess. She had a flouncy dress, but it was a hand-me-down bridesmaid’s dress from her best friend’s mother. Willa’s hair was black, short and afro-crinkly. Her mother often braided it on Sunday evening into tight, neat, corn rows. In all her fairy tale books, Willa had never seen a princess with corn-rowed hair.

      Willa’s best friend, Marina, looked more like a princess. Marina had green eyes and long, curly, dark-brown hair. She had many, many dresses, all of the latest fashion. Marina’s family wasn’t rich, but her mother sewed all her clothes.

      Janet, at the front of the line, asked, “Are you our teacher today? What’s your name?”

      “Yes, I’m Miss Greenwart,” came the reply.

      Willa was shocked. Miss Greenwart? Miss Green Wart? How could a princess have such a horrible name?

      “Did you hear that?” Willa nudged Marina. “Did she say her name was Miss Greenwart?”

      “Maybe she has them!” Marina laughed.

      The two girls stared at the substitute teacher as they walked down the hall to their classroom. Warts? Green warts? On her face? No. Hands? No. On her neck? No. They were still staring at her when they reached their seats.

      “Oh! I think I saw some on her knee when her skirt lifted up,” exclaimed Marina.

      Willa stared. She couldn’t see any.

      “My mother has warts on her knee,” continued Marina. “She should paint them green, then she’d look more like a witch! Do you know what she did last night? She blackened her front teeth and made her hair wild. Then she chased us around the house with the broom. It was so much fun! But the babies were scared!”

      Willa was so busy listening to this story and Marina was so busy talking that they didn’t notice the substitute teacher trying to start the class. Besides, she didn’t blow the warning whistle. That’s what their regular teacher, Mrs. Applebee, always did.

      Suddenly, the substitute teacher marched over to them. “Girls!” She slapped her hand on the desk. “May I have your attention?”

      The girls looked up. “Yes, Miss Greenwart,” said Marina innocently.

      The teacher blushed. She stepped to the board. In enormous capital letters she spelled out: MISS GRUNWORT. “Miss Grunwort,” she repeated. To Willa, it still sounded like “Greenwart,” only with an accent, but she understood that the new teacher did not want to be connected with warts, green or otherwise.

      “Take out your handwriting books, please,” said Miss Grunwort. She asked the students to copy her name ten times, in their best handwriting. Then they’d be sure to remember it correctly.

      Willa decided not to waste time on this exercise and quickly scribbled the name in a column down the page. Marina did the same. Then the two girls again stared at the teacher, whispering and giggling, looking for warts.

      Miss Grunwort noticed and came over again.

      “Finished already?” She checked their books. She was not pleased with their handwriting. Not at all.

      “You can start all over again and do it neatly! Twenty times. And you,” she pointed to Willa, “can come and sit beside this boy for the rest of the morning.”

      “This boy” was Rex Stockwell! The teacher had just asked Willa to sit beside Rex Stockwell, the class bully! Willa was horrified. She hadn’t been bad enough to deserve this! Without a word, she dragged her desk over beside Rex’s, but not touching. He scowled up at her from his handwriting book in which he was drawing war planes.

      Willa began the handwriting exercise again. But it was hard to write neatly because Rex, with a sly grin, was banging his desk up against hers. Willa kept pushing her desk further and further into the aisle, and Rex kept banging his desk against hers until, yet again, the teacher came by.

      “You two! Put your desks back in line with the row immediately. If I see them out of place again, you’ll stay in for recess!”

      Willa wondered how she could have thought this teacher was a princess. Shouldn’t a princess be sweet and kind, as well as beautiful?