Whose A&& Is That?. Marylu Zuk

      This book is a work of fiction. Any references to historical events, real people, or real locales are used fictitiously. Other names, characters, places, and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination, and any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

      Copyright © 2013 Marylu Latagliata Zuk, www.MaryluZuk.com

      Illustrated by Traycee Bosle

      ebook design by Sherry Linger Kaier

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      ISBN: 978-0-9857014-6-8

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      For my grandmother, Samena Muraco Sarne, who

      called me contrary

      observed the three second rule

      grew rhubarb

      fell asleep at night listening to talk radio

      buried two children

      whizzed through crossword puzzles

      watched studio wrestling

      disciplined with a wooden spoon

      crocheted

      had an arranged marriage

      wore her braided white hair tucked in a chignon