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Dedication
This book is dedicated to every dog, and to
every human being who has ever loved a dog.
Dog people are the best people.
Epigraphs
“Many of us have more love inside than we know what to do with, but are too bottled up. Which is where dogs can come in. With them, we can let our love flow freely without fear of being judged or rejected. They are like safety valves.”
—Amy Sutherland in The New York Times
“We don’t get to keep our animals. We just borrow them. It’s important to make every day a good day. People who abuse animals deserve to suffer for eternity. People who don’t like dogs don’t know what they’re missing.”
—Michael N. Marcus
“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”
—Groucho Marx
Preface
How does a dog become extraordinary?
I am convinced that every human being is born with a unique set of abilities. So is every dog.
Humans who excel at singing, swimming, painting, acting, cooking, running, writing, inventing or telling jokes can probably find an audience and be rewarded.
On our human-dominated planet, however, it’s not that way for dogs. There’s no way for an extremely talented pooch to enter athletic competitions, star in a TV show or be the subject of a book without the help of a caring human partner.
Most creatures more advanced than an insect have the potential to excel—to become extraordinary. But they require support of human allies to reach their full potentials, even if the human wants a dog who’s friendly but not necessarily worthy of fame.
How do you show love to a dog?
It’s not much different from people. Dogs appreciate kind words (even if they don’t understand the words), embraces, kisses, rubs, toys, games, adventures, new experiences, care, comfort, safety, cleanliness and food. Especially food.
We must be observant, analytical, stimulating, supportive, encouraging, educational and available.
If you are all of that, your dog will excel and thrive, and your love will be returned many times over.
How does a dog show love?
Kisses, hugs, holding hands, compassion, protection, help, doing tricks, maybe even sharing food.
MNM
Important Questions
Q: Why do dogs lick themselves?
A: Because they can.
Q: Why can’t dogs dance well?
A: Because they have two left feet.
Q: How do you catch a runaway dog?
A: Make a noise like a cookie.
Q: What breed of dog does Dracula have?
A: A bloodhound
Q: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?
A: A watch dog
Q: Why does a dog wag its tail?
A: Because no one else will wag it.
Q: Why did the dog cross the road twice?
A: He was trying to fetch a boomerang.
Q. How do you keep a dog from barking in the back seat of a car?
A. Put it in a front seat.
Q: What does a puppy become after it’s one year old?
A: Two years old
Q: What do you get when you breed a dog and a calculator?
A:
