ion>
© 2020 by Impact Creative Services, LLC, and Happy Fox Books, an imprint of Fox Chapel
Publishing Company, Inc., 903 Square Street, Mount Joy, PA 17552.
Super Silly Jokes for Kids is an original work, first published in 2020 by Fox Chapel Publishing
Company, Inc. Reproduction of its contents is strictly prohibited without written permission from
the rights holder.
Print ISBN 978-1-64124-067-3
Library of Congress Control Number: 2020935275
To learn more about the other great books from Fox Chapel Publishing, or to find a retailer near
you, call toll-free 800-457-9112 or visit us at www.FoxChapelPublishing.com.
We are always looking for talented authors. To submit an idea, please send a brief inquiry to
“Outside of a dog,
a book is man’s
best friend. Inside
of a dog, it’s too
dark to read.”
– GROUCHO MARX
Congratulations! You are now holding a book that will bring
laughter to your world.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get a copy of this joke book!
This book has more than 200 jokes designed to make you and
your friends and family laugh.
Q: Where do crayons like to ski each winter?
Q: What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Q: Why did the vampire visit the library?
Stumped? Turn the pages of this book to discover some
seriously silly answers!
Laughter brings people together. And a joke that makes people
laugh, smile, or even groan brings joy to the world.
Try the jokes out on your friends, family, and teachers as well.
They are for anyone who needs a laugh!
Why will a
shark avoid
eating a
clownfish?
What’s the
favorite
snack of sea
monsters?
What do
whales
like to
chew?
They’re afraid to go near the net.
Blubber gum.
Fish and ships.
They taste funny.
Why are fish such terrible
basketball players?
6
Ten-tickles.
7
What is a
vampire’s
favorite
fruit?
Why did the
zombie stay
home from
school?
What does
a ghost do
when it gets
in a car?
He wanted to sink his teeth
into a good book!
Fastens its sheet belt.
He felt rotten.
Neck-tarines.
8
With scream and sugar.
9
Goldfish.
What kind
of fish do
pirates like
best of
all?
They’re usually standing
on the deck.
Why don’t
pirates play
cards when
they’re at sea?
An ARRRRchitect.
What do you
call a pirate
who designs
buildings?
A nervous wreck.
10
He had a sea average.
11
How do
fleas travel
from place
to place?
Why did the
police officer
issue a ticket
to the insect?
What do
you
