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First published in Great Britain by HarperCollins Children’s Books in 2016
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Text © David Baddiel, 2016
Illustrations © Jim Field 2016
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Source ISBN: 9780008167806
Ebook Edition © 2016 ISBN: 9780008164911
Version: 2016-02-01
To the real Mrs Stokes …
Contents
Cleaning-his-Teeth-in-the-Evening: 6.49pm
Getting-Undressed-and-Putting-Pyjamas-on: 6.49pm
Read an extract from The Parent Agency
Alfie Moore had a routine. To be honest, he had a lot of routines. He had a waking-up routine, a getting-dressed routine, a cleaning-his-teeth-in-the-morning routine, a breakfast routine, a clearing-up-after-breakfast routine, a getting-his-schoolbag-ready routine, a checking-he-had-everything-before-he-left-the-house routine, a walking-to-and-from-school routine, a having-tea routine, a clearing-up-after-tea routine, a homework routine, a limited-amount-of-TV routine, a bath routine, a cleaning-his-teeth-in-the-evening routine (which, to be fair, was pretty similar to his cleaning-his-teeth-in-the-morning routine), a getting-undressed-and-putting-pyjamas-on routine and a going-to-bed routine.
Alfie was eleven and the routines had all been worked out by his dad, Stephen. Each one
