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      Uncle Sam's Boys on Field Duty / or, Winning Corporal's Chevrons

      CHAPTER I

      A SQUAD-ROOM MISUNDERSTANDING

      "I SEE by the paper – " began Private Green, looking up.

      Instantly the doughboys in the squad room turned loose on him.

      "You can never believe what you read in the papers," broke in Private Hyman.

      "Cut it and study your guard manual!" yelled another.

      "Is it going to rain to-night, rookie?"

      "Let him alone. He wants to prove that he can read," jeered another, which witticism brought a swift flush to the face of Private Green.

      For Green was as verdant as his name. He was a new recruit, just in after his probationary period at a northwestern recruit rendezvous. He was so green, in fact, that the men in the squad room, and throughout B Company of the Thirty-fourth United States Infantry accused the young fellow of having joined the Army so that he could get a wall of bayonets between his own inexperienced self and the bunco men.

      The young recruit's mistake lay in pretending to know a lot more than he really did know. He had been put through the unmerciful hazing that always awaits a very "fresh" rookie, or recruit, but even that had taught him little. Private Green was always looking for the chance to prove to his new comrades among the regulars of the Thirty-fourth that he knew something after all. This afternoon his trouble had taken the form of trying to find something in a two-days' old newspaper on which he could discourse for the enlightenment of the other men.

      "I see by the paper," continued Private William Green, as soon as his tormentors would let him proceed, "that we of the United States are now manufacturing the biggest and finest guns in the world."

      "Meaning cannon?" quizzed Private Hyman innocently.

      "Sure," nodded Private William Green.

      "Take that over to the red sheds," jeered one soldier.

      "What do we of the infantry care about the red legs and their troubles?" demanded Hyman, as though affronted.

      For the "doughboys," or infantrymen, of the regular Army, affect supreme scorn for all other arms of the service. In especial do they profess contempt for the artillerymen, or red legs, this latter epithet being derived from the fact that red is the artillery color, and that the officers and non-commissioned officers of the artillery wear red side stripes on their trousers.

      "But think what it means to this country," insisted Private William Green,"when we manufacture the biggest guns in the world."

      "And we have also the loudest-mouthed and noisiest members in the peace societies," remarked Private Hal Overton, laughingly.

      "What have peace-spouters got to do with big guns?" demanded Private William Green rather stiffly.

      "Why, you see," explained Hal,"the peace advocates look for the millennium."

      "The mill – what kind of mill?" inquired Green, with unlooked-for interest, for Private Willie had been employed in a grist mill before enlisting.

      "The mil-len-nium," explained Private Overton patiently, though with a twinkle in his eyes.

      "Never heard of that mill," replied Private Green rather disdainfully. "What's it for?"

      "Why, you see, Greenie – pardon me, I mean Willie," continued Hal Overton, while the other soldiers in the squad room, scenting fun, remained silent, "it's like this: The millennium is the age that may come some time. The peace-spouters tell us that the millennium is coming in two weeks from autumn. That millennium is the age when all war will be abolished and soldiers will have to go to work."

      "What's all that got to do with what I was talking about?" demanded Private Green, bewildered and half offended.

      "Wait, and Overton will tell you," warned Hal's chum, Noll Terry, who stood by looking decidedly trim and handsome in his spotless khaki uniform.

      "Of course you know all about Armageddon?" resumed Hal.

      "Never heard of him," retorted Green suspiciously, for he saw the amused looks in the faces of some of the soldiers standing about. "Say – hold on! Is Army-gid-ap – "

      "Armageddon," corrected Hal quietly.

      "Is that the name of the new breakfast food that the rainmaker (Army surgeon) was trying to have sprung on the bill of fare of our company mess?"

      "Oh, no," Hal assured him. "Nothing as bad as that. You see, Greenie – Willie, I mean – while the peace-howlers lay all of their bets on the millennium being just over the fence, there's another crowd of high-brow thinkers who look forward to the great battle when all the armies of the world will be present. That battle is going to be the one grand fight of all history, and the armies of one half of the world are going to get a sure thrashing from the armies of the other half. Any way you look at it, it's surely going to be a big scrap, Willie, and after that maybe all soldiers will be too tired to fight any more. Now, for that great battle the high-brows have invented the name of Armageddon. Don't forget the name, Willie – Armageddon. It's going to be the biggest fight the world ever saw – the only real fight in history, as we'll look back at it afterwards."

      "But what has all this got to do with what I was reading from the paper?" insisted Private Green.

      "Why, don't you see, if we're making the biggest and finest guns, and Armageddon comes on, it'll be just like robbing a baker's wagon for us to win Armageddon. On the other hand, if millennium runs in first, and we don't need the guns, then we win, too. We've got the biggest guns for Armageddon, and the noisiest peace-howlers for the millennium. Armageddon or millennium, it's just as good a bet either way, for the United States is bound to win, going or coming."

      Private William Green didn't see more than a tenth part of the point, but the laugh that followed got on his nerves.

      "You fellows are nothing but a lot of horse-play idiots," he growled, rising and stalking away.

      As he made his way through the little fringe of soldiers something happened to Private William Green, but Hal Overton was the only disinterested person who happened to see it.

      William had joined the Army after toiling and saving for some four years. Green had saved his money, and hoped to save a lot more. He was known to have about four hundred dollars in cash, which he had so far declined to deposit with the Army pay-master. Where he kept this money was not known, beyond the fact that he sometimes carried it on his person.

      Just as William was passing through the group of soldiers a hand ran expertly up under the loose hem of Private Green's blouse. A wallet left Green's right-hand hip pocket, coming away with the intruding hand. Then Private Dowley slipped the wallet into his own trousers' pocket.

      Hal saw and acted with his usual quickness.

      "Don't do that, Dowley," Hal advised, moving forward and resting a hand on Private Dowley's shoulder.

      "Don't do what?" demanded Dowley, turning scowling eyes on Hal.

      "Give him back his wallet, Dowley. That's carrying a joke too far."

      "I haven't – " was as far as Private Dowley got when Private William Green, who was twenty-two years old, tall, raw-boned,

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