The Machineries of Joy. Ray Bradbury

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Vittorini.” Vittorini hesitated. “Show it,” insisted Brian, firmly.

      Father Vittorini brought forth a small press clipping and put it on the table.

      Upside down, even, Father Brian could read the bad news: “POPE BLESSES ASSAULT ON SPACE.”

      Father Kelly reached one finger out to touch the cutting gingerly. He intoned the news story half aloud, underlining each word with his fingernail:

       CASTEL GANDOLFO, ITALY, SEPT. 20.—Pope Pius XII gave his blessing today to mankind’s efforts to conquer space.

       The Pontiff told delegates to the International Astronautical Congress, “God has no intention of setting a limit to the efforts of man to conquer space.”

       The 400 delegates to the 22-nation congress were received by the Pope at his summer residence here.

       “This Astronautic Congress has become one of great importance at this time of man’s exploration of outer space,” the Pope said. “It should concern all humanity.… Man has to make the effort to put himself in new orientation with God and his universe.”

      Father Kelly’s voice trailed off.

      “When did this story appear?”

      “In 1956.”

      “That long back?” Father Kelly laid the thing down. “I didn’t read it.”

      “It seems,” said Father Brian, “you and I, Father, don’t read much of anything.”

      “Anyone could overlook it,” said Kelly. “It’s a teeny-weeny article.”

      “With a very large idea in it,” added Father Vittorini, his good humor prevailing.

      “The point is—”

      “The point is,” said Vittorini, “when first I spoke of this piece, grave doubts were cast on my veracity. Now we see I have cleaved close by the truth.”

      “Sure,” said Father Brian quickly, “but as our poet William Blake put it, ‘A truth that’s told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent.’”

      “Yes.” Vittorini relaxed further into his amiability. “And didn’t Blake also write

       He who doubts from what he sees,

       Will ne’er believe, do what you please.

       If the Sun and Moon should doubt

       They’d immediately go out.

      Most appropriate,” added the Italian priest, “for the Space Age.”

      Father Brian stared at the outrageous man.

      “I’ll thank you not to quote our Blake at us.”

      “Your Blake?” said the slender pale man with the softly glowing dark hair. “Strange, I’d always thought him English.”

      “The poetry of Blake,” said Father Brian, “was always a great comfort to my mother. It was she told me there was Irish blood on his maternal side.”

      “I will graciously accept that,” said Father Vittorini. “But back to the newspaper story. Now that we’ve found it, it seems a good time to do some research on Pius the Twelfth’s encyclical.”

      Father Brian’s wariness, which was a second set of nerves under his skin, prickled alert.

      “What encyclical is that?”

      “Why, the one on space travel.”

      “He didn’t do that?”

      “He did.”

      “On space travel, a special encyclical?”

      “A special one.”

      Both Irish priests were near onto being flung back in their chairs by the blast.

      Father Vittorini made the picky motions of a man cleaning up after a detonation, finding lint on his coat sleeve, a crumb or two of toast on the tablecloth.

      “Wasn’t it enough,” said Brian, in a dying voice, “he shook hands with the astronaut bunch and told them well done and all that, but he had to go on and write at length about it?”

      “It was not enough,” said Father Vittorini. “He wished, I hear, to comment further on the problems of life on other worlds, and its effect on Christian thinking.”

      Each of these words, precisely spoken, drove the two other men farther back in their chairs.

      “You hear?” said Father Brian. “You haven’t read it yourself yet?”

      “No, but I intend—”

      “You intend everything and mean worse. Sometimes, Father Vittorini, you do not talk, and I hate to say this, like a priest of the Mother Church at all.”

      “I talk,” replied Vittorini, “like an Italian priest somehow caught and trying to preserve surface tension treading an ecclesiastical bog where I am outnumbered by a great herd of clerics named Shaughnessy and Nulty and Flannery that mill and stampede like caribou or bison every time I so much as whisper ‘papal bull.’”

      “There is no doubt in my mind”—and here Father Brian squinted off in the general direction of the Vatican, itself—“that it was you, if you could’ve been there, might’ve put the Holy Father up to this whole space-travel monkeyshines.”

      “I?”

      “You! It’s you, is it not, certainly not us, that lugs in the magazines by the carload with the rocket ships on the shiny covers and the filthy green monsters with six eyes and seventeen gadgets chasing after half-draped females on some moon or other? You I hear late nights doing the countdowns from ten, nine, eight on down to one, in tandem with the beast TV, so we lie aching for the dread concussions to knock the fillings from our teeth. Between one Italian here and another at Castel Gandolfo, may God forgive me, you’ve managed to depress the entire Irish clergy!”

      “Peace,” said Father Kelly at last, “both of you.”

      “And peace it is, one way or another I’ll have it,” said Father Brian, taking the envelope from his pocket.

      “Put that away,” said Father Kelly, sensing what must be in the envelope.

      “Please give this to Pastor Sheldon for me.”

      Father Brian rose heavily and peered about to find the door and some way out of the room. He was suddenly gone.

      “Now see what you’ve done!” said Father Kelly.

      Father Vittorini, truly shocked, had stopped eating. “But, Father, all along I thought it was an amiable squabble, with him putting on and me putting on, him playing it loud and me soft.”

      “Well,

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