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Cum·ber·bitch
Variations: Cumbercookies; Cumberologists; Cumberbabes; Cumbercollective
e.g. I physically cannot leave my house today because I am a Cumberbitch, and Sherlock series 1–3 is playing back-to-back on TV
e.g. S/he clearly knows a thing or two; s/he’s a Cumberbitch
For the poor, unsuspecting souls who’ve yet to lay eyes on the subject of this book, and are therefore unaware of what lies in store for them once they do.
Contents
Copyright
Well, hello there, fellow Cumberlover
So you think you’re a Cumberbitch?
So you’re definitely a Cumberbitch
The Five-Point Plan to Dis-Batch Your Ben-Addiction
#4 A Benedict by Any Other Name
So you’re done with being a Cumberbitch!
Acknowledgements
Final Thought
About the publisher
Well, hello there, fellow Cumberlover
1976 will go down in history for many a reason. It was the year Steve Jobs formed Apple Computers, Inc. It was the year someone tried to kill Bob Marley. The UK’s ‘Save Your Kisses for Me’ unsurprisingly won top gong at the Eurovision Song Contest and somewhere in Canada the Olympics happened.
But most importantly, it was the year Benedict Cumberbatch was born – on 19 July, in a rather posh part of London, to parents Timothy and Wanda (better known as Mr and Mrs Holmes in series three of Sherlock). Ever since that fateful Monday, we, the common populace, have been blessed with his award-winning films, cracking TV shows, GIFs of his funniest facial expressions and memes of his photobombing prowess. In short, his contribution to modern-day life has been wonderful …
With the sweet comes the sour.
Weekends lost to YouTubing interview clips and compilations
