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Mr Landen Has No Brain
Stephen Walker
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A Paperback Original 2001
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For bunny rabbits.
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Acknowledgements
About the Author
By Stephen Walker
About the Publisher
‘Quiver, female, for I am Lepus, master of the night, and soon you shall be my rumpy-pumpy boing-boing toy. Carrots. Carrots. Must have carrots.’ And the ‘master of the night’ crashed
