The Suicide Clup
Gayle Wilson
For all the wonderful “nifty-gifties” I taught through
the years. The bad guys in this one aren’t you, my darlings, but the good guys surely are. Enjoy…and remember that it’s just fiction.
Contents
Prologue
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
Chapter Nineteen
Chapter Twenty
Chapter Twenty-One
Chapter Twenty-Two
Chapter Twenty-Three
Chapter Twenty-Four
Chapter Twenty-Five
Chapter Twenty-Six
Chapter Twenty-Seven
Chapter Twenty-Eight
Chapter Twenty-Nine
Chapter Chapter Thirty
Chapter Thirty-One
Prologue
“It was already starting to get boring. I mean, how many times can you do the same thing?”
“Boring? You mean compared to the excitement of just sitting here?”
“You know what I mean.”
“I know you’re so full of shit your breath stinks. You weren’t bored. You were a lot of things, dude, but you were not bored.”
“I’m bored.” The girl beside him reached for his beer.
“Because you have no imagination,” he said, releasing it.
He watched as she took a draw, tilting her head back so that he could see the movement of her throat in the moonlight. The pale column of her neck looked thin. Fragile. Vulnerable.
“So what do we do now, Mr. Imagination?” she asked when she finally lowered the bottle.
“Time delay,” the boy in the back seat said. “We rig some kind of incendiary device and a trigger. Something that lets us be far away when it goes up.”
The boy in the back was his friend. The only person he had ever considered in that light. That gave him certain privileges. Including, he guessed, making stupid suggestions.
“You got that kind of device, bozo? And something to use for the trigger? Like what, man?”
“I don’t know what it would take, but I can find out. You can find out how to do anything on the web. Just Google nuclear bomb and you could build one.”
“Because if you don’t have it already,” he went on, ignoring the crap-spew, “then you’d have to go out and buy it. All purchases are traceable, but something like that…Besides, all of that’s gonna to leave behind evidence.”
“In a fire—”
“Because that is the key to success in any criminal activity, my friend. Leave nothing behind. Nothing they can play their little CSI games on.”
In the resulting silence, he retrieved his beer, draining it in one swallow. Stolen bottle by bottle from his father’s basement fridge, there was never quite enough to get a good buzz going. Especially not when it had to be shared.
“As if,” his friend said. “That’s shit anyway. Maybe up North they do all that, but not down here. You think the pissant state labs here have got stuff like that?”
“The feds do.”
“The feds?” the girl repeated.
“ATF. They’re the ones who broke the other case.”
“People saw ’em, dude. They left tire tracks, for Christ’s sake. It doesn’t take a genius—”
“Maybe it does.”
Another silence as the other two tried to figure out what he meant. And since he wasn’t exactly sure…
“What does that mean?” the boy in the back finally asked.
“All you have to be to carry out any crime is smarter than the cops, right?” He glanced back, pressing for agreement.
His friend shrugged. “Yeah. I guess.”
“Actually, you’ve only got to be smarter than the smartest cop. He doesn’t figure it out, the rest sure won’t.”
“You want to give the cops IQ tests?” The girl laughed, a sound that was beginning to get on his nerves. “We see which of them is the smartest and…what? Plan to do something criminal that even he can’t figure out?”
She was being sarcastic, what passed for wit in her narrow world. Like that saying about the mouths of babes, the simplicity of it seemed to loop over and over inside his head.
See which one of them is the smartest and do something even he can’t figure out.
And if he couldn’t outsmart the local constabulary, he needed to reevaluate his life goals. They thought they were so fucking smart with those patrols. He’d love to be able to circumvent them. Set one more fire, just to prove he could.
But the risks were too great. He wasn’t going to risk his future. He had that all planned out, and it didn’t include any of the things a conviction would entail. Whatever he did to prove to those bozos that he wasn’t defeated would, like the fires, have to be something that they could never trace back to him. Or to anyone
