Mrs. Dee said. “I’m sure you can make the boy understand.” She smiled, and Dee caught a glimpse of the old witch-light flickering behind her eyes.
“My roast!” Mrs. Dee gasped suddenly, the witch-light dying. She hurried back to her kitchen.
Dinner was a quiet meal. Morton knew that Miss Greeb had been there, and he ate in guilty silence, glancing occasionally at his father. Mr. Dee sliced and served the roast, frowning deeply. Mrs. Dee didn’t even attempt any small talk.
After bolting his dessert, the boy hurried to his room.
“Now we’ll see,” Mr. Dee said to his wife. He finished the last of his coffee, wiped his mouth and stood up. “I am going to reason with him now. Where is my Amulet of Persuasion?”
Mrs. Dee thought deeply for a moment. Then she walked across the room to the bookcase. “Here it is,” she said, lifting it from the pages of a brightly jacketed novel[8]. “I was using it as a marker.”
Mr. Dee slipped the amulet into his pocket, took a deep breath, and entered his son’s room.
Morton was seated at his desk. In front of him was a notebook, scribbled with figures and tiny, precise notations. On his desk were six carefully sharpened pencils, a soap eraser, an abacus and a toy adding machine. His books hung precariously over the edge of the desk; there was Money, by Rimraamer, Bank Accounting Practice, by Johnson and Calhoun, Ellman’s Studies for the CPA[9], and a dozen others.
Mr. Dee pushed aside a mound of clothes and made room for himself on the bed. “How’s it going, son?” he asked, in his kindest voice.
“Fine, Dad,” Morton answered eagerly. “I’m up to chapter four in Basic Accounting, and I answered all the questions —”
“Son,” Dee broke in, speaking very softly, “how about your regular homework?”
Morton looked uncomfortable and scuffed his feet on the floor.
“You know, not many boys have a chance to become wizards in this day and age.”
“Yes sir, I know,” Morton looked away abruptly. In a high, nervous voice he said, “But Dad, I want to be an accountant. I really do, Dad.”
Mr. Dee shook his head. “Morton, there’s always been a wizard in our family. For eighteen hundred years, the Dees have been famous in supernatural circles.”
Morton continued to look out the window and scuff his feet.
“You wouldn’t want to disappoint me, would you, son?” Dee smiled sadly. “You know, anyone can be an accountant. But only a chosen few can master the Black Arts.”
Morton turned away from the window. He picked up a pencil, inspected the point, and began to turn it slowly in his fingers.
“How about it, boy? Won’t you work harder for Miss Greeb?”
Morton shook his head. “I want to be an accountant.” Mr. Dee contained his sudden rush of anger with diffifculty. What was wrong with the Amulet of Persuasion? Could the spell have run down?[10] He should have recharged it. Nevertheless, he went on.
“Morton,” he said in a husky voice, “I’m only a Third Degree Adept, you know. My parents were very poor. They couldn’t send me to The University.”
“I know,” the boy said in a whisper.
“I want you to have all the things I never had. Morton, you can be a First Degree Adept.” He shook his head wistfully. “It’ll be diffifcult. But your mother and I have a little put away[11], and we’ll scrape the rest together somehow.”
Morton was biting his lip and turning the pencil rapidly in his fingers.
“How about it, son? You know, as a First Degree Adept, you won’t have to work in a store. You can be a Direct Agent of The Black One. A Direct Agent! What do you say, boy?”
For a moment, Dee thought his son was moved. Morton’s lips were parted, and there was a suspicious brightness in his eyes. But then the boy glanced at his accounting books, his little abacus, his toy adding machine.
“I’m going to be an accountant,” he said.
“We’ll see!” Mr. Dee shouted, all patience gone. “You will not be an accountant, young man. You will be a wizard. It was good enough for the rest of your family, and by all that’s damnable, it’ll be good enough for you. You haven’t heard the last of this, young man.” And he stormed out of the room.
Immediately, Morton returned to his accounting books.
Mr. and Mrs. Dee sat together on the couch, not talking. Mrs. Dee was busily knitting a wind-cord, but her mind wasn’t on it. Mr. Dee stared moodily at a worn spot on the living-room rug.
Finally, Dee said, “I’ve spoiled him. Boarbas is the only solution.”
“Oh, no,” Mrs. Dee said hastily. “He’s so young.”
“Do you want your son to be an accountant?” Mr. Dee asked bitterly. “Do you want him to grow up scribbling with figures instead of doing The Black One’s important work?”
“Of course not,” said Mrs. Dee. “But Boarbas —”
“I know. I feel like a murderer already.”
They thought for a few moments. Then Mrs. Dee said, “Perhaps his grandfather can do something. He was always fond of the boy.”
“Perhaps he can,” Mr. Dee said thoughtfully. “But I don’t know if we should disturb him. After all, the old gentleman has been dead for three years.”
“I know,” Mrs. Dee said, undoing an incorrect knot in the wind-cord. “But it’s either that or Boarbas.”
Mr. Dee agreed. Unsettling as it would be to Morton’s grandfather, Boarbas was infinitely worse. Immediately, Dee made preparations for calling up his dead father.
He gathered together the henbane, the ground unicorn’s horn, the hemlock, together with a morsel of dragon’s tooth. These he placed on the rug.
“Where’s my wand?” he asked his wife.
“I put it in the bag with your golfsticks,” she told him.
Mr. Dee got his wand and waved it over the ingredients. He muttered the three words of The Unbinding, and called out his father’s name.
Immediately a wisp of smoke arose from the rug.
“Hello, Grandpa Dee,” Mrs. Dee said.
“Dad, I’m sorry to disturb you,” Mr. Dee said. “But my son – your grandson – refuses to become a wizard. He wants to be an – accountant.”
The wisp of smoke trembled, then straightened out and described a character of the Old Language.
“Yes,” Mr. Dee said. “We tried persuasion. The boy is
a brightly jacketed novel – роман с яркой обложкой
CPA = certified public accountant – дипломированный бухгалтер; высшая бухгалтерская квалификация в США, для ее получения необходимо сдать соответствующие экзамены; дипломированный бухгалтер имеет право выступать в качестве независимого аудитора, бухгалтера-ревизора
Could the spell have run down? – Может, заклинание потеряло силу?
But your mother and I have a little put away – Мы с мамой сумели кое-что отложить
