Юмор, юмор, юмор! Тематический сборник. Александр Матанцев

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style="font-size:15px;">      – Что случилось с Васькой, почему у него синяк под глазом?

      – Он прокололся!

      – Как?

      – Когда он был пьяным, то свалился на пол, задремал и подумал, что он с нами и в присутствии жены закричал: «Хватит пить, пошли по девкам!»

      Прелести для жен

      – Федя, ты как сам?

      – Как партизан! Утром крадусь от одной, вечером крадусь к другой!

      – А почему крадешься?

      – А потому, что каждой обещал жениться, но никак не решусь.

      Конец ознакомительного фрагмента.

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