Okey. Where is your hotel? We can go there and call the cab.
He. I don’t know where is it.
She. What we will do now?
He. Just walking, I suppose. Sunrise is come in.
She. Okey. Go.
Pause.
He. I think…
She. Please, stop talking. I am tired from your funny jokes.
He. It is not joke. Its…
She. Shut up!
He. Okey. Jupiter, you hangry… o, you angry, so you not right.
She. Sut the fuck up!
Pause.
She. Okey. What do you want tell me. I hope it will be important information.
He. I don’t know, important it is or not, but I think… What if this night is just my dream.
She. What?
He. Don’t interrupt me, please. What if now I am sleeping at my bed at Moscow and see you, my imagery love.
She. I am not your imagery love, you, idiot!
He. Prove this.
She. What?
He. If you is not my dream, prove this.
She. How?
He. Kiss me. If you is my dream, I will wake up. Is always happened when I see my imagery love.
She. Okey. But if you will not wake up, You kill youself.
He. Kleopatras condition. I agry, my qween.
She. No. I will not kissing you. It was joke. I traing to be funny, like you.
He. How disappointed.
She. I am not sorry.
He. Do you see it?
She. What is this? You find my hotel?
He. Not! It is cemetery! Graveyard.
She. I know, what is mean cemetery. So what!
He. You are not understand. At this cemetery burned Mundog.
She. You sad, Dog? Is this a cemetery for animals?
He. No! Mundog! Is the greate musishion, they called them «Viking from sixth Awenu».
She. Why he did burned here?
He. It is long story, but we are not harry?
She. Forget about, wikienziklopedist. Hey! Where you going?
He. At cemetery. I have to find Mundogs grave.
She. No. Don’t live me here.
He. I ll be back soon. Or you can go with me. Foto me nere the his grave.
She. No. You stupid Russian. Stay with me.
He. What do you say?
She. Stay with me.
He. Not, before it. You sad, «Stupid Russian».
She. I sad it becose you…
He. May be you think all Russian is stupid?
She. No.
He. Are you hate Russian?
She. What? No!
He. May be you nazi?
She. I am not!
He. So why you called me stupid Russian?
She. I am just…
She grabs her head and kiss her. Kiss – 20—30 second.
He. And I was not wake up. It is not dream.
She. Please don’t live me along.
He. Now I will go with you everywere.
She. Just at hotel, please. Do you know where we are?
He. Yes. We are at the park. At the rubbits field. There is the lake. And there is you hotel. 5 minute walk around lake.
She. Do you knew it all time?
He. Yes.
She. Stupid russan. Do you now what is you promlem?
He. I have no problem.
She. All you have this problem.
Pausa. He thinks.
He. President Putin?
She. No.
He. Our broken English?
She. No. I am talking not about your fucking Russia. A am talking about differens between man and women.
He. So what is the differens?
She. When I saw you and you smiled me, I thougth – he will helps me. When you saw me and I smiled you, you thought – I will have sex with her. This is the differens. We are used different langvich. And broken English don’t help us. Think about it, stupid Russian.
She kiss her at chek.
She. It was a dream. Now you wake up.
She is leaving.
He (offensiv). It was not a dream.
Pause.
He. I suppose I will not have a sex with her today.
Pause.
He. May be tomorrow?
He is leaving.
He. (behind the stage) Fucking rubbits, stop scaring me!
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