Copyright © 2014 by Mark Lamprell
All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission from the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical articles and reviews.
This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.
First published in 2013 by The Text Publishing Company, Australia
Typeset in Granjon 13/18 by J & M Typesetting
Cover design by WH Chong
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Lamprell, Mark.
The full ridiculous : a novel / Mark Lamprell.
pages cm
ISBN 978-1-61902-394-9 (eBook)
1. Life change events—Fiction. 2. Middle-aged men—Fiction. 3. Families—Fiction. I. Title.
PS3612.A547445F95 2014
813'.6—dc23
2013044836
SOFT SKULL PRESS
An imprint of COUNTERPOINT
1919 Fifth Street
Berkeley, CA 94710
Distributed by Publishers Group West
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Contents
for Klay
a love song of sorts, my darling girl.
Halfway through a ten-kilometre run, you have yet another premonition that you’re hit by a car while jogging so you decide to outwit the fates by changing course, heading down Hastings Road instead of up it. Rather than risk the usual dash across the intersection, you wait at the pedestrian crossing for a sleek green four-wheel drive to pass on your right. Summer is toppling into autumn but it’s
