these tenders for true pay,Which are not sterling. Tender yourself more dearly;Or — not to crack the wind of the poor phrase,Running it thus — you’ll tender me a fool.My lord, he hath importuned me with love
In honourable fashion.
Lord Polonius
Ay, fashion you may call it; go to, go to.
Ophelia
And hath given countenance to his speech, my lord,
With almost all the holy vows of heaven.
Lord Polonius
Ay, springes to catch woodcocks. I do know,
When the blood burns, how prodigal the soulLends the tongue vows: these blazes, daughter,Giving more light than heat, extinct in both,Even in their promise, as it is a-making,You must not take for fire. From this timeBe somewhat scanter of your maiden presence;Set your entreatments at a higher rateThan a command to parley. For Lord Hamlet,Believe so much in him, that he is youngAnd with a larger tether may he walkThan may be given you: in few, Ophelia,Do not believe his vows; for they are brokers,Not of that dye which their investments show,But mere implorators of unholy suits,Breathing like sanctified and pious bawds,The better to beguile. This is for all:I would not, in plain terms, from this time forth,Have you so slander any moment leisure,As to give words or talk with the Lord Hamlet.Look to’t, I charge you: come your ways.
Indeed? I heard it not: then it draws near the seasonWherein the spirit held his wont to walk.
A flourish of trumpets, and ordnance shot off, within
What does this mean, my lord?
Hamlet
The king doth wake to-night and takes his rouse,Keeps wassail, and the swaggering up-spring reels;And, as he drains his draughts of Rhenish down,
The kettle-drum and trumpet thus bray outThe triumph of his pledge.
Horatio
Is it a custom?
Hamlet
Ay, marry, is’t:But to my mind, though I am native hereAnd to the manner born, it is a customMore honour’d in the breach than the observance.This heavy-headed revel east and westMakes us traduced and tax’d of other nations:They clepe us drunkards, and with swinish phraseSoil our addition; and indeed it takesFrom our achievements, though perform’d at height,The pith and marrow of our attribute.So, oft it chances in particular men,That for some vicious mole of nature in them,As, in their birth — wherein they are not guilty,Since nature cannot choose his origin —By the o’ergrowth of some complexion,Oft breaking down the pales and forts of reason,Or by some habit that too much o’er-leavensThe form of plausive manners, that these men,Carrying, I say, the stamp of one defect,Being nature’s livery, or fortune’s star —Their virtues else — be they as pure as grace,As infinite as man may undergo —Shall in the general censure take corruptionFrom that particular fault: the dram of ealeDoth all the noble substance of a doubtTo his own scandal.
HoratioEnter Ghost
Look, my lord, it comes!
Hamlet
Angels and ministers of grace defend us!Be thou a spirit of health or goblin damn’d,Bring with thee airs from heaven or blasts from hell,Be thy intents wicked or charitable,Thou comest in such a questionable shapeThat I will speak to thee: I’ll call thee Hamlet,King, father, royal Dane: O, answer me!Let me not burst in ignorance; but tellWhy thy canonized bones, hearsed in death,
Ghost
Have burst their cerements; why the sepulchre,Wherein we saw thee quietly inurn’d,Hath oped his ponderous and marble jaws,To cast thee up again. What may this mean,That thou, dead corse, again in complete steelRevisit’st thus the glimpses of the moon,Making night hideous; and we fools of natureSo horridly to shake our dispositionWith thoughts beyond the reaches of our souls?Say, why is this? wherefore? what should we do?beckons Hamlet
Horatio
It beckons you to go away with it,
Marcellus
As if it some impartment did desireTo you alone.Look, with what courteous action
Horatio
It waves you to a more removed ground:But do not go with it.No, by no means.
Hamlet
It will not speak; then I will follow it.
Horatio
Do not, my lord.
Hamlet
Why, what should be the fear?
Horatio
I do not set my life in a pin’s fee;And for my soul, what can it do to that,Being a thing immortal as itself?It waves me forth again: I’ll follow it.What if it tempt you toward the flood, my lord,
Hamlet
Or to the dreadful summit of the cliffThat beetles o’er his base into the sea,And there assume some other horrible form,Which might deprive your sovereignty of reasonAnd draw you into madness? think of it:The very place puts toys of desperation,Without more motive, into every brainThat looks so many fathoms to the seaAnd hears it roar beneath.It waves me still.
Marcellus
Go on; I’ll follow thee.You shall not go, my lord.
Hamlet
Hold off your hands.
Horatio
Be ruled; you shall not go.
Hamlet
My fate cries out,And makes each petty artery in this bodyAs hardy as the Nemean lion’s nerve.Still am I call’d. Unhand me, gentlemen.By heaven, I’ll make a ghost of him that lets me!I say, away! Go on; I’ll follow thee.
Where wilt thou lead me? speak; I’ll go no further.
Ghost
Mark me.
Hamlet
I will.
Ghost
My hour is almost come,When I to sulphurous and tormenting flamesMust render up myself.
Hamlet
Alas, poor ghost!
Ghost
Pity me not, but lend thy serious hearingTo what I shall unfold.
Hamlet
Speak; I am bound to hear.
Ghost
So art thou to revenge, when thou shalt hear.
Hamlet
What?
Ghost
I am thy father’s spirit,Doom’d for a certain term to walk the night,And for the day confined to fast in fires,Till the foul crimes done in my days of natureAre burnt and purged away. But that I am forbidTo tell the secrets of my prison-house,
I could a tale unfold whose lightest wordWould harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood,Make thy two eyes, like stars, start from their spheres,Thy knotted and combined locks to partAnd each particular hair to stand on end,Like quills upon the fretful porpentine:But this eternal blazon must not beTo ears of flesh and blood. List, list, O, list!If thou didst ever thy dear father love——
Hamlet
O God!
Ghost
Revenge his foul and most unnatural murder.
Hamlet
Murder!
Ghost
Murder most foul, as in the best it is;But this most foul, strange and unnatural.
Hamlet
Haste me to know’t, that I, with wings as swiftAs meditation or the thoughts of love,May sweep to my revenge.
Ghost
I find thee apt;And duller shouldst thou be than the fat weedThat roots itself in ease on Lethe wharf,Wouldst thou not stir in this. Now, Hamlet, hear:’Tis given out that, sleeping in my orchard,A serpent stung me; so the whole ear of DenmarkIs by a forged process of my deathRankly abused: but know, thou noble youth,The serpent that did sting thy father’s lifeNow wears his crown.
Hamlet
O my prophetic soul! My uncle!
Ghost
Ay, that incestuous, that adulterate beast,With witchcraft of his wit, with traitorous gifts —O wicked wit and gifts, that have the powerSo to seduce! — won to his shameful lustThe will of my most seeming-virtuous queen:O Hamlet, what a falling-off was there!From me, whose love was of that dignityThat it went hand in hand even with the vowI made to her in marriage, and to declineUpon a wretch whose natural gifts were