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I’m Not from Here
a parable
Will Willimon
I’M NOT FROM HERE
A Parable
Copyright © 2015 Will Willimon. All rights reserved. Except for brief quotations in critical publications or reviews, no part of this book may be reproduced in any manner without prior written permission from the publisher. Write: Permissions, Wipf and Stock Publishers, 199 W. 8th Ave., Suite 3, Eugene, OR 97401.
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ISBN 13: 978-1-4982-185-4
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Willimon, William H.
I’m not from here : a parable / Will Willimon.
viii + 106 p. ; 21.5 cm.
ISBN 13: 978-1-4982-185-4
1. Fiction. 2. I. Title.
PS3623.I578 2015
Manufactured in the U.S.A.
As with Jesus’ parables, my characters are fiction, based neither upon the quick nor the dead. However, you may apply them to yourself.
The man who finds his homeland sweet is still a tender beginner; he to whom every soil is as his native one is already strong; but he is perfect to whom the entire world is a foreign place.
—Hugo of St. Victor
1
By faith Abraham obeyed when he was called . . . and he set out, not knowing where he was going.
—Hebrews 11:8
Felix had dreamed of Atlanta. “When I’m done with school,” he told anybody who listened as he preached, perched behind the “10 Items or Less” cash register at the Salisbury Piggly Wiggly, “I’m going up to Atlanta.” Felix used “up to Atlanta” in a way that was spiritual rather than spatial.
Yet he was aimed on this hellish June day through, not to, Atlanta.
Far from the safety of Salisbury, forty-five minutes past Charlotte, Felix marveled at the Peachoid looming over scorching I-85. He had descended to Gaffney. Leaving the highway, he pulled into the “View the Peach” area. With his Gotcha he took a dozen pictures of the water tower posing as a peach above a barbecue joint, troubled by its realism.
“Looks like somebody’s butt with a bad hemorrhoid!” shouted a fat man getting into his van.
“You a mess!” his wife whooped back.
That the Peachoid appeared shortly after Love’s Truck Stop Felix read as an encouraging sign.
It was hot for a late Saturday afternoon in mid-June. His pilgrimage from Salisbury, past Charlotte, Gaffney, and Greenville, had grown more torrid with each mile. With all the windows down in his Corolla, Felix survived, although the interior of the Corolla felt like hell.
Thin and slight of build, Felix’s body helped him handle heat. More importantly, he had done much thinking about the relationship of body to soul (or spirit, as he preferred to call his soul). Our bodies, Felix had decided, are shells, husks, impediments—insignificant. What matters is spirit, not flesh. Odd thoughts for a man under eighty.
He was fairly sure that Plato, whom he’d read seventeen pages of at State, and the Buddha, whom he had seen on WUNC-TV, supported his thinking. Thus Felix attempted to ignore the heat, sweat, and fumes and focus instead on the spirit.
Just after crossing the bridge over Lake Hartwell, shortly before the Villa Rica exit, he pulled into the Georgia Welcome Center. After relieving himself and blow-drying his hands he asked a hostess at the counter, “Do you have maps or brochures related to the environs of Galilee, Georgia?”
Smacking gum, she responded, “Never heard of Galilee and I ain’t got time to look it up on the map but I’m sure we don’t have no brochures about it.” Smack. “Wouldn’t you rather go to the outlet mall just down the road? Everybody does. They got the best gun store in Georgia.”
She leaned to spit out her wad of gum into a nearby trashcan. A plump woman at the counter piped up, “Galilee? I know it. Car broke down there onest. Bad fuel pump. Not much to it, far as I could tell. No reason on God’s green earth for a visit, ’cept if your car is tore up or you get bad lost on your way to Valdosta.”
Thanking them, Felix resumed his journey. The simmering steering wheel had become white-hot in the afternoon sun. Atlanta appeared two hours later as he inched his way past the Peachtree Road exit. Intense, steamy humidity made the city glimmering, gilded, and sweltering. Felix lifted up his eyes from the car in front of him. He beheld The Varsity drive-in (which he duly photographed with his Gotcha). Shortly thereafter he gaped at the gilt capitol dome peeking among towers of iridescent glass and steel. His spirits rose. As I-85 channeled its way through Atlanta, the fuming Saturday traffic and broiling, dead air made him sort of faint. Felix kept on.
His sole traveling companion was a reader who sounded like Charlton Heston in The Ten Commandments: “Speak to us of Clothes. And he answered: Your clothes conceal much of your beauty . . . you may find in them a harness and a chain. Would that you could meet the sun and the wind with more of your skin and less of your raiment.” Felix switched off his iPod, wiped sweat from his face, and attempted to repeat. He recollected something about meeting the sun and the wind with fewer clothes, a congenial thought in this inferno.
The rest of the way he drove without words, hot wind swirling through the sweltering Corolla. Thoughts of clothes as “a harness and a chain” almost made him sail past the I-20 merge to Macon. More meditation on raiment, skin, and wind and he would have been bound for Birmingham.
The sea that calls all things unto her calls me, and I must embark.
* * *
“I guess you think I’m punishing you by sentencing you to Georgia,” his new boss had told him the week before. “True, Galilee is a dogshit town.”
Until Mr. Quattlebaum put it that way, Felix had not thought about his first assignment as punitive. His dream was Atlanta because, as he often said, “Salisbury never felt right for a hometown.” God willing, Felix would one day go up to Atlanta, capital of the New South, home of the Braves. Today, however, he was happily resigned to Galilee.
“Only good thing ever to come out of Galilee, Georgia, was Homer Wisencock,” pronounced Quattlebaum. “Remember him? Course you don’t. Homer had two great years with the Orioles until steroids took him down. Messed up his liver. They found Homer in the gutter covered in his
