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PARANORMALCY
KIERSTEN WHITE
FOR
MOM AND DAD
AND FOR
NOAH, MY LOVE
Contents
LEND ME YOUR EARS … AMONG OTHER THINGS
DUMBBELLS, BOYS, AND OTHER DENSE THINGS
HEAVEN, HELL, AND THAT LITTLE PLACE BETWEEN
About the Publisher
Wait—did you—You just yawned!” The vampire’s arms, raised over his head in the classic Dracula pose, dropped to his sides. He pulled his exaggerated white fangs back behind his lips. “What, imminent death isn’t exciting enough for you?”
“Oh, stop pouting. But, really, the widow’s peak? The pale skin? The black cape? Where did you even get that thing, a costume store?”
He raised himself to his full height and glared icily down at me. “I’m going to suck the life from your pretty white neck.”
I sighed. I hate the vamp jobs. They think they’re so suave. It’s not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want it to be all sexy, too. And, trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy. I mean, sure, their glamours can
