Future Ratboy and the Quest for the Missing Thingy. Jim Smith

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      First published in Great Britain 2017

      by Egmont UK Ltd, The Yellow Building,

      1 Nicholas Road, London W11 4AN

      Text and illustration copyright © Jim Smith 2017

      The moral rights of the author-illustrator have been asserted.

      First e-book edition 2017

      ISBN 978 1 4052 8398 4

      Ebook ISBN 978 1 7803 1780 9

       www.futureratboy.com

       www.egmont.co.uk

      A CIP catalogue record for this title is available from the British Library

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      CONTENTS

       Cover

       Copyright

       Title Page

       THE UNINVITED GUEST

       NORMAN WAKES UP

       GOZO THE VENDING MACHINE MONSTER

       GOZO EATS ALL THE BOOKS

       THE FUN PART

       POO-WEE!

       THE HOVER-RUBBISH TRUCK

       BACK AT BUNNY DELI

       IT’S A THINGY!

       THE LONG STORY

       MR X HAS NO SKULL!

       THE GREAT RUBBISH CHUTE

       THE BIG HAIRY WOMAN

       THE GIANT SPACE STRAW

       PROF. SMELL

       THE SMELL OF MR X’S BRAIN

       SNUFFLING FOR THE THINGY

       STUCK ON PLANET BIN

       ATTACK OF THE SPACE HEDGEHOG

       ON THE WAY BACK

       BACK IN SHNOZVILLE

       FWOOSH!

       DISTANT RUMBLE

       GOZO’S SWITCH

       ACTUKEELY PUTTING A SOCK IN IT

       RETURN OF THE WISE OLD VENDING MACHINE

       HOW TO GET THE STATUES BACK

       HELP YOURSELF

       THE MOMENT OF TRUTH

       THE REUNION

       GROUP NOT!

       BDAY NITS!

       ONE WEEK LATER

       ABOUT THE AUTHOR

       PRAISE FOR MY OTHER BOOKS

       Back series promotional page

      Hello, my name is Colin Lamppost. At least it used to be. Then one day me and my cuddly toy bird were inside a wheelie bin when it got hit by lightning.

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      We were zapped from our home town of Shnozville millions of years into the future and I was transformed into a half boy, half rat, half TV.

      Future Ratboy was born.

      Now I’ve got aerials sticking out of my head, a telly on my belly, a cape made out of a bin bag and a plug-tail hanging off my bum.

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      Oh yeah, and my cuddly toy bird got turned into a real-life bird.

      He shouts ‘NOT!’ after everything I say.

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      That’s why I call him Not Bird.

      Now we live with Bunny, the owner of Bunny Deli, the keelest burger shop in

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