Africa? I was not aware you had gone so far.'
'Dear Guy is such a gadabout.'
The interpolation came from the young gentleman in the arm-chair. The solicitor went on.
'The only address I had was the one in Craven Street. As my letter did not come back I supposed it had reached you safely; but that, for reasons of your own, you chose to take no notice of it. You know, Mr Guy, that in such matters you are a little erratic.'
'I know. You needn't remind me. So my uncle is dead. Of what did he die?'
'The immediate cause was apoplexy, brought on, it is to be feared, by something which happened on the afternoon of his decease.'
The young gentleman in the arm-chair struck in.
'He was thrashed within an inch of his life, and very properly he was served.'
'Thrashed! Where? On a flight of steps?'
'On the steps of the Hôtel des Anglais at Nice.'
'Good God! I thought I knew the place; of course it was the Hôtel des Anglais; it's-it's past believing.'
The solicitor misapprehended the cause of Mr Holland's excitement.
'It does seem almost incredible; none the less it is a lamentable fact.'
The young gentleman put in his word.
'How incredible? The dear man misbehaved himself with another man's wife, as was his invariable custom when he had a chance. The other man thrashed him for it. What could be more natural? or simpler?'
Mr Holland ignored the inquiry.
'What is it, Mr Collyer, which you wish to say to me?'
'It is not so much that I have anything to say to you as that I have a duty to perform. I have to read to you your uncle's will. His instructions were that it was to be read only in the presence of both his nephews, his sole remaining relatives.'
'He has probably left all his money to found a hospital for cats, and wished us both to be present, my dear Guy, so that we might enjoy each other's discomfiture.'
Mr Holland said nothing. Mr Collyer was taking some papers out of a metal box which stood against the wall, and on the front of which was painted in white letters the name, 'George Burton.' Reseating himself behind his table he held up a large white linen envelope, such as is used in England for registered letters.
'I will read you the endorsement which is on it. "This envelope, which he told me contained his will, was delivered to me by Mr George Burton, on the 22nd of June 1899, and was then and there sealed by me in the presence of my two clerks whose names are undersigned." Then follow my own signature, and the signatures of the clerks in question, both of whom are still in my employ, Ferdinand Murpeatt and Benjamin Davis. Would either of you gentlemen like to see them?'
'My good Mr Collyer, we don't want to see your clerks. Your clerks be sanctified. Why all this form and fuss? Make an end of it. Let's know if it's cats or dogs Uncle Burton's favoured.'
'And you, Mr Guy, are you content that I should proceed at once to the contents of this envelope?'
Mr Holland said nothing; he simply nodded. The solicitor, taking a penknife, began to cut open the top of the envelope with a degree of care which perhaps erred on the side of overcaution. He addressed them as he did so.
'I may say that, beyond Mr Burton's own statement that it holds his will, I have no notion what this envelope contains. I have no knowledge of the purport of the will; Mr Burton never gave me the faintest hint as to what were his testamentary intentions. You are aware that your uncle was a man who did what he liked, in his own way; and I say this, therefore, in order to give you to understand that whatever form the will may take, I am not to be held responsible.'
The young gentleman in the arm-chair laughed.
'My dear Collyer, do cut the cackle, and do let's come to the 'osses.'
Mr Collyer took out from the envelope a single sheet of paper. Without further preamble he commenced to read what was written on it, in a slow, monotonous, sing-song voice, as if it were something sacred which he almost felt it his duty to intone.
'"I, George Burton, of Hyde Park Terrace, London, W., do hereby announce that this is my last Will and Testament, as written with my own hand on June 17, 1899."
'"I have only two relatives living, viz., my two nephews, Horace Burton, my brother's son, and Guy Holland, the son of my sister; and, since I love them equally well, I desire to do them equal justice."'
The reading was interrupted by prolonged laughter from the young gentleman in the arm-chair.
'The dear man!' he cried.
Mr Collyer continued.
'"I therefore give and bequeath all that I die possessed of, in real and personal estate, to my nephew, Guy Holland-"'
'Good Lord!' exclaimed the young gentleman in the arm-chair.
Mr Holland's lips might have been closed a little tighter. The lawyer went on unmoved.
'"Absolutely, to do with as he pleases, on condition that he recover from May Bewicke, the actress, whom he knows, my ruby signet ring, which she obtained from me by means of a trick on the 27th of this last May. The ring is well known to him, and to Horace, and to my lawyer, Samuel Collyer. The ring is to be delivered to Samuel Collyer, whom I hereby appoint my sole executor, by my nephew, Guy, within three months of the day of my death. Should he do so within the period mentioned, then I do hereby name him as my sole heir and residuary legatee. In default, however, of such delivery within the time stated, for any cause whatever, then my whole estate, without any deduction whatever, is to become the absolute property of my other nephew, Horace Burton."
'"Since the chances that Guy will obtain the ring from Miss Bewicke are not very large, that young woman preferring to keep tight hold of anything she has once laid her hands on, in making this will I am doing Horace even more than justice."
'"In the improbable case of the delivery of my ruby signet ring by Guy to Samuel Collyer, within the aforementioned three months of my decease, it is to be held by the said Samuel Collyer, and not to pass out of his possession until his death, when it is to be sold, and the proceeds devoted to form a Society for the Reformation of Actresses."
'"As witness my hand and signature this seventeenth day of June, Eighteen hundred and ninety-nine. George Burton."
'"Witnesses-"
'"John Claney, 13 Porchester Terrace, W."
'"Augustus Evans, 83 Belgrave Row, S.W."'
The reading was followed by silence, broken by a question from Mr Holland.
'And pray what is the plain English of it all?'
'The will is plain English. You are to obtain a certain ring from a certain lady and deliver it to me within a certain time. If you do so you are your uncle's heir; if you do not, Mr Horace is.'
'Within three months of his death. He died on the 23rd of February. This is the 19th of May. I have four days in which to get the ring.'
'Apparently that is the case.'
'Supposing
