Curious Epitaphs, Collected from the Graveyards of Great Britain and Ireland.. Andrews William

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tells us: “There is an old monument in the south aisle of Blidworth Church, to the memory of Thomas Leake, Esq., who was killed at Blidworth Rocking in A.D. 1598. He may be regarded as the last of the race who sat in Robin Hood’s seat, if those restless Forest Chiefs, typified under that name, can be supposed ever to have sat at all. Leake held office under the Crown, but was as wild a freebooter as ever drew bow. His character is portrayed in his epitaph —

      HERE RESTS T. LEAKE WHOSE VERTUES WEERE SO KNOWNEIN ALL THESE PARTS THAT THIS ENGRAVED STONENEEDS NAVGHT RELATE BVT HIS VNTIMELY ENDWHICH WAS IN SINGLE FIGHT: WYLST YOUTH DID LENDHIS AYDE TO VALOR, HEE WTH EASE OREPASTMANY SLYGHT DANGERS, GREATER THEN THIS LASTBVT WILLFVLLE FATE IN THESE THINGS GOVERNS ALLHEE TOWLD OVT THREESCORE YEARS BEFORE HIS FALLMOST OF WCH TYME HE WASTED IN THIS WOODMVCH OF HIS WEALTH AND LAST OF ALL HIS BLOOD

      The border of this monument is rudely panelled, each panel having some forest hunting subject in relief. There are hounds getting scent, and a hound pursuing an antlered stag; a hunting horn, ribboned; plunging and flaying knives, a cross-bow, a forest-bow, two arrows, and two hunters’ belts with arrows inserted. This is his register —

Thomas Leake, esquire, buried the4th February, 1598

      There is a captivating bit of romance connected with Leake’s death, which occurred at Archer’s Water. Although somewhat ‘provectus in ætate,’ he had won the affections of the landlady’s daughter, much to the annoyance of the mother. Archer’s Water was on the old driftroad by Blidworth, from Edinburgh to London, that by which Jeannie Deans travelled, and over which Dick Turpin rode. Hundreds of thousands of Scotch cattle went by this way to town, and there was a difficulty connected with a few of them in which Leake was concerned, and a price being set upon his head, his mother-in-law, that was to be, betrayed him to two young soldiers anxious to secure the reward, one of whom was, in the mother’s eyes, the more favoured lover. Tom was always attended by two magnificent dogs and went well armed. Thrown off his guard he left his dogs in an outhouse, and entering the inn laid aside his weapons, when he was set upon and overpowered, and like many better men before him, slain. The name of a Captain Salmond of the now extinct parish or manor of Salterford is connected with this transaction. The date of the combat is 2nd February, being the festival of the Presentation of Christ in the Temple, with which the highly interesting and historical observance of Blidworth Rocking is connected. Within the memory of living men, a baby decked with such flowers as the season afforded, was placed in a cradle and carried about from house to house by an old man, who received a present on the occasion. As the church is dedicated to St. Mary in connection with the Purification, the 2nd of February being the Feast Day, this is probably an interesting reminiscence of some old species of Miracle Play, or observance connected with the foundation. Anciently people from all neighbouring counties used to attend this season. Forest games were played, and amid the attendant licence and confusion, Leake came to his last grief. Not only in the church does this Ranger of the Blidworth Wood, for this was his office, possess a memorial. A large cross was erected, now standing at Fountain Dale, thus inscribed: —

Hoc crucis fragmenTraditum a sylvicolis monumentumLoci ubi in singulari certamineGladiator ille insignisTho. LeakeMori occubuitAnno MDCVIIIAb antiqua sede remotumH. P. CJoannes DownallPrid. Non Sext. MDCCCXXXVI

      What became of the daughter tradition sayeth not. Doubtless she died, as Tom Leake’s intended bride ought, of grief, and was buried under some grand old oak in Blidworth Forest.”

      Let us direct attention to another class of sportsmen. At Bunney, a monument is erected to Sir Thomas Parkyns, the well-known wrestler. It bears four lines in Latin, which have been translated thus: —

      At length he falls, the long contest’s o’er,

      And Time has thrown whom none e’er threw before;

      Yet boast not (Time) thy victory, for he

      At last shall rise again and conquer thee.

      The next is copied from a stone in St. Michael’s churchyard, Coventry, on a famous fencing-master: —

To the memory of Mr. John Parkes,A native of this CityHe was a man of mild disposition,A Gladiator by profession;Who after having fought 350 battles,In the principal parts of Europe,With honour and applause,At length quitted the stage, sheathed his sword,And with Christian resignation,Submitted to the Grand VictorIn the 52nd year of his ageAnno Domini 1733

      An old stone bearing the foregoing inscription was replaced by a new one some years ago at the expense of the late S. Carter, Esq., formerly member of parliament for Coventry. In the pages of the Spectator honourable mention is made of John Parkes.

      In the churchyard of Hanslope, is buried Sandy M’Kay, the Scottish giant, who was killed in a prize-fight with Simon Byrne. A headstone bears the following inscription: —

Sacred to the memory ofAlex. M’kay,(Late of Glasgow),Who died 3rd June, 1834,Aged 26 years

      Strong and athletic was my frame;

      Far from my native home I came,

      And manly fought with Simon Byrne;

      Alas! but lived not to return.

      Reader, take warning of my fate,

      Lest you should rue your case too late:

      If you ever have fought before,

      Determine now to fight no more.

      We are informed that Byrne was killed shortly afterwards, whilst engaged in fighting.

      From the prize-ring let us turn to the more satisfactory amusement of cricket. In Highgate cemetery, Lillywhite, the celebrated cricketer, is buried, and over his remains is placed a monument with the significant emblem of a wicket being upset with a ball.

      The following lines are said to be copied from the tombstone in a cemetery near Salisbury: —

      I bowl’d, I struck, I caught, I stopp’d,

      Sure life’s a game of cricket;

      I block’d with care, with caution popp’d,

      Yet Death has hit my wicket.

      The Tennis Ball is introduced in an epitaph placed in St. Michael’s Church, Coventry. It reads thus: —

      “Here lyes the Body of Captain Gervase Scrope, of the Family of Scropes, of Bolton, in the County of York, who departed this life the 26th day of August, Anno Domini, 1705.”

An Epitaph Written by Himself in the Agony andDolorous Paines of the Gout, and dyed soon after

      Here lyes an Old Toss’d Tennis Ball,

      Was Racketted from Spring to Fall

      With so much heat, and so much hast,

      Time’s arm (for shame) grew tyr’d at last,

      Four Kings in Camps he truly seru’d,

      And from his Loyalty ne’r sweru’d.

      Father ruin’d, the Son slighted,

      And from the Crown ne’r requited.

      Loss of Estate, Relations, Blood,

      Was too well Known, but did no good,

      With long Campaigns and paines of th’ Govt,

      He cou’d no longer hold it out:

      Always a restless life he led,

      Never at quiet till quite dead,

      He

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