Funny Stories Told by the Soldiers. Case Carleton Britton

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style="font-size:15px;">      The American roared.

      “Shake,” he said, extending his hand. “You don’t speak English; you speak American.”

      DAMN THE KAISER

      The grit of the British Tommy is amazing, as told by a Swiss correspondent who found himself with fourteen soldiers in a barn. A huge German shell suddenly “found” the barn in the very center and wrecked it. It was pitch dark; the Swiss was seriously wounded and decided to lay still until help should come. Suddenly a voice spoke out of the dark:

      “Anyone left here?”

      “Right here, old chap,” came an answer.

      “Ah.” Then silence, and in a few moments came: “Say, old man, think you could give me a bit of a lift. Seems both of my pins are gone.”

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