Mrs. Bindle: Some Incidents from the Domestic Life of the Bindles. Jenkins Herbert George

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Mrs. Bolton," said Mrs. Hopton; "but we're going to break this 'ere strike, me and Mrs. Bindle and all these other ladies." She waved her hand to indicate the army she had already collected.

      Then she went on to explain; but Mrs. Bolton was adamant against all her invitations to join the emancipationists.

      "I suppose we got to fight your battle," Mrs. Hopton cried, and proceeded to drench her victim with ridicule; but Mrs. Bolton stood fast, and the strike-breakers had to acknowledge defeat.

      It was Mrs. Bindle's idea that they should hold a meeting outside the organising secretary's house. The suggestion was acclaimed with enthusiasm.

      "Let's get a tidy few, first," counselled Mrs. Hopton. "It'll make 'im think 'arder."

      At the end of an hour, even Mrs. Hopton was satisfied with the number of her supporters, and she gave the word for the opening of hostilities.

      That afternoon, just as he was rising from an excellent meal, Mr. James Cunham was surprised to find that his neatly-kept front-garden was filled with women, while more women seemed to occupy the street. Neighbours came out, errand-boys called to friends, that they might not miss the episode, children paused on their way to school; all seemed to realise the dramatic possibilities of the situation.

      Mrs. Hopton played a fugue upon Mr. Cunham's knocker, bringing him to the door in person.

      "Well, monkey-face," she boomed. There was a scream of laughter from her followers.

      Mr. Cunham started back as if he had been struck.

      "Want to starve us, do you?" continued Mrs. Hopton.

      "What's all this about?" he enquired, recovering himself. He was a man accustomed to handling crowds, even unfriendly crowds; but never had he encountered anything like the cataract of wrathful contumely that now poured from Mrs. Hopton's lips.

      "Just 'ad a good dinner, I suppose," she cried scornfully. "Been enjoyin' it, eh? Cut from the joint and two vegs, puddin' to follow, with a glass of stout to wash it down. That the meenyou, eh? What does it cost you when our men strike? Do you 'ave to keep 'alf a dozen bellies full on a pound a week?"

      There was a murmur from the women behind her, a murmur that Mr. Cunham did not like.

      "Nice little 'ouse you got 'ere," continued Mrs. Hopton critically, as she peered into the neat and well-furnished hall. "All got out o' strikes," she added over her shoulder to her companions. "All got on the do-nothin'-at-all-easy-purchase-system."

      This time there was no mistaking the menace in the murmur from the women behind her.

      "You're a beauty, you are," continued Mrs. Hopton. "Not much sweat about your lily brow, Mr. Funny Cunham."

      Mr. Cunham felt that the time had come for action.

      "What's the meaning of this?" he demanded. "Why have you come here, and who are you?"

      "Who are we?" cried Mrs. Hopton scornfully. "He asks who we are," she threw over her shoulder.

      Again there was an angry murmur from the rank and file.

      "We're the silly fools wot married the men you brought out on strike," said Mrs. Hopton, looking the organising secretary up and down as if he were on show. "Creases in 'is trousers, too," she cried. "You ain't 'alf a swell. Well, we just come to tell you that the strike's orf, because we've struck. Get me, Steve?"

      "We've declared a lock-out," broke in Mrs. Bindle with inspiration.

      Back went Mrs. Hopton's head, up went her hands to her hips, and deep-throated "Her-her-her's" poured from her parted lips.

      "A lock-out!" she cried. "Her-her-her, a lock-out! That's the stuff to give 'em!" and the rank and file took up the cry and, out of the plenitude of his experience, Mr. Cunham recognised that the crowd was hopelessly out of hand.

      "Are we down-hearted?" cried a voice, and the shrieks of "No!" that followed confirmed Mr. Cunham in his opinion that the situation was not without its serious aspect.

      He was not a coward and he stood his ground, listening to Mrs. Hopton's inspiring oratory of denunciation. It was three o'clock before he saw his garden again – a trampled waste; an offering to the Moloch of strikes.

      "Damn the woman!" he cried, as, shutting the door, he returned to the room he used as an office, there to deliberate upon this new phase of the situation. "Curse her!"

III

      It was nearly half-past ten that night when Bindle tip-toed up the tiled-path leading to the front door of No. 7 Fenton Street.

      Softly he inserted his key in the lock and turned it; but the door refused to give. He stepped back to gaze up at the bedroom window; there was no sign of a light.

      It suddenly struck him that the piece of paper on the door was not the same in shape as that he had seen at dinner-time. It was too dark to see if there was anything written on it. Taking a box of matches from his pocket, he struck a light, shielding it carefully so that it should shine only on the paper.

      His astonishment at what he read caused him to forget the lighted match, which burnt his fingers.

      "Well, I'm blowed!" he muttered. "If this ain't it," and once more he read the sinister notice:

      "You have struck. We women have declared a lock-out.

      "E. Bindle."

      After a few minutes' cogitation, he tip-toed down the path and round to the back of the house; but the scullery door was inflexible in its inhospitality.

      He next examined the windows. Each was securely fastened.

      "Where'm I goin' to sleep?" he muttered, as once more he tip-toed up the path.

      After a further long deliberation, he lifted the knocker, gave three gentle taps – and waited. As nothing happened, he tried four taps of greater strength. These, in turn, produced no response. Then he gave a knock suggestive of a telegraph boy, or a registered letter. At each fresh effort he stepped back to get a view of the bedroom window.

      He fancied that the postman-cum-telegraph-boy's knock had produced a slight fluttering of the curtain. He followed it up with something that might have been the police, or a fire.

      As he stepped back, the bedroom-window was thrown up, and Mrs. Bindle's head appeared.

      "What's the matter?" she cried.

      "I can't get in," said Bindle.

      "I know you can't," was the uncompromising response, "and I don't mean you shall."

      "But where'm I goin' to sleep?" he demanded, anxiety in his voice.

      "That's for you to settle."

      "'Ere, Lizzie, come down an' let me in," he cried, falling to cajolery.

      For answer Mrs. Bindle banged-to the window. He waited expectantly for the door to be opened.

      At the end of five minutes he realised that Mrs. Bindle had probably gone back to bed.

      "Well, I can't stay 'ere all the bloomin' night, me with various veins in my legs," he muttered, conscious that from several windows interested heads were thrust.

      Fully

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