The Story of a Doctor's Telephone—Told by His Wife. Firebaugh Ellen M.

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purse is ever ready to make good,

      And she hath need of many, many things.

      But then, again, the message of the 'phone

      May be that of some stricken little child

      Whose mother's voice trembles with love and fear.

      Then must the listener earnestly advise:

      “Don't wait for him! Get someone else to-night.”

      Perchance again the message may be that

      Of colics dire and death so imminent

      That she who listens, tho' with 'customed ear,

      Shrinks back dismayed and knows not what to say,

      Lacking the knowledge and profanity

      Of him who, were he there, would settle quick

      This much ado about much nothingness.

      And so these anticipatory peals

      Reverberate through fancy as she sits,

      And make her rather choose to bear the ills

      She has than fly to others she may meet;

      To wait a little longer for her spouse,

      That, when at last she does retire to rest,

      She may be somewhat surer of her sleep.

      And so she sits there waiting for the step

      And the accompanying clearing of the throat

      Which she would know were she in Zanzibar.

      And by-and-by he comes and fate is kind

      And lets them slumber till the early dawn.

      CHAPTER II

      Ten P.M. The 'phone is ringing and the sleepy doctor gets out of bed and goes to answer it.

      “Hello.”

      No response.

      “Hello!”

      Silence.

      “Hello!!”

      “Is this Doctor Blank?”

      “Yes.”

      “I want you to come out to my house – my wife's sick.”

      “Who is it?”

      “Jim Warner. Come just as – ”

      A click in the receiver.

      The doctor waits a minute. Then he says “Hello.” No answer. He waits another minute. “Hell-o!!

      Silence. “Damn that girl – she's cut us off.” He hangs up the receiver and rings the bell sharply. He takes it down and hears a voice say leisurely, “D'ye get them?”

      “Yes! What in h-ll did you cut us off for?”

      “Wait a minute – I'll ring 'em again,” says the voice, hasty and obliging, so potent a thing is a man's unveiled wrath. She rings 'em again. Soon the same voice says, “Are you there yet, Doctor?”

      “Yes, now what is it!”

      The voice proceeds and the doctor listens putting in an occasional “Yes” or “No.” Then he says, “All right – I'll be out there in a little bit.” He hangs up the receiver and his wife falls asleep again. The doctor dresses and goes out. The house is in darkness. All is still. In about five minutes Mary is suddenly, sharply awake. A slight noise in the adjoining room! She listens with accelerated heart-beats. The doctor has failed to put on the night latch. Some thief has been lying in wait watching for his opportunity, and now he has entered. What can she do. Muffled footsteps! she pulls the sheet over her head, her heart beating to suffocation. The footsteps grope their way toward her room! Great Heaven! A hand fumbles at the door knob. She shrieks aloud.

      “What on earth is the matter!”

      O, brusque and blessed is that voice!

      “John, you have nearly scared me to death,” she says, sitting up in bed, half laughing and half crying. “But I heard you tell that man you were coming out there.”

      “Yes. I told him I was.”

      “Well, why didn't you go?”

      “I did go.”

      “You don't mean to tell me you have been a mile and back in five minutes.”

      The doctor flashed on the light and looked at his watch, – “Just an hour since I left home,” he said. Mary gasped. “Well, it only proves how soundly I can sleep when I get a chance,” she said.

      Ting-a-ling-ling-ling. Ting-a-ling-ling-ling.

      It is the office ring but Mary hurries at once to answer it.

      “Is this Dr. Blank's office?”

      “This is Mrs. Blank. But the doctor telephoned me about twenty minutes ago that he would be out for half an hour. Call him again in ten or fifteen minutes and I think you will find him.”

      In about fifteen minutes the call is repeated. Mary would feel better satisfied to know that the doctor received the message so she goes to the 'phone and listens. Silence. She waits a minute. Shall she speak? She hesitates. Struggle as she will against the feeling, she can't quite overcome it – it seems like “butting in.” But that long silence with the listening ear at the other end of it is too much for her. Very pleasantly, almost apologetically she asks, “What is it?”

      “The doctor hasn't come yet?” says a plainly disappointed voice.

      “No – not yet. There are often unexpected things to delay him – if you will give me your number or your name I will have him call you.”

      “No, I'll just wait and call him again.” The inflection says plainly, “I don't care to admit the doctor's wife into my confidences.”

      “Very well. I am sure it can't be long now till he returns.”

      Mary goes back to her chair and ponders a little. Of what avail to multiply words. No use to tell the woman 'phoning that she was willing to take the waiting and the watching, the seeing that the doctor received the message upon herself rather than that the other should be again troubled by it. No use to let her gently understand that she doesn't care for any confidences which belong only to her husband, but Fate has placed her in a position where she has oftentimes to seem unduly interested. That these messages which are only occasional with the one calling are constant with her and that she is only mindful of them when she must be.

      “Watch the 'phone.” How thoroughly instilled into Mary's consciousness that admonition was! She did not heed the office ring when it came, but if it came a second time she always went to explain that the doctor had just stepped over to the drug store probably and would be back in a very few minutes. Often, as she stood explaining, the doctor himself would break into the conversation, having been in another room when the first call came, and getting there a little tardily for the second. But occasions sometimes arose which made Mary feel very thankful that she had been at the 'phone. One winter morning as she stood explaining to some woman that the doctor would be in in a few minutes, her husband's “Hello” was heard.

      “There he is now,” she said. Usually after this announcement she would

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