Quality Street: A Comedy. Barrie James Matthew

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style="font-size:15px;">      MISS HENRIETTA (entering, and not to be outdone). Miss Phoebe, I give you joy.

      (The three ladies go, the two younger ones a little tearfully, and we see them pass the window.)

      PHOEBE (pained). Susan, you have been talking to them about V. B.

      MISS SUSAN. I could not help it. (Eagerly) Now, Phoebe, what is it you have to tell me?

      PHOEBE (in a low voice). Dear, I think it is too holy to speak of.

      MISS SUSAN. To your sister?

      PHOEBE. Susan, as you know, I was sitting with an unhappy woman whose husband has fallen in the war. When I came out of the cottage he was passing.

      MISS SUSAN. Yes?

      PHOEBE. He offered me his escort. At first he was very silent – as he has often been of late.

      MISS SUSAN. We know why.

      PHOEBE. Please not to say that I know why. Suddenly he stopped and swung his cane. You know how gallantly he swings his cane.

      MISS SUSAN. Yes, indeed.

      PHOEBE. He said: 'I have something I am wishful to tell you, Miss Phoebe; perhaps you can guess what it is.'

      MISS SUSAN. Go on!

      PHOEBE. To say I could guess, sister, would have been unladylike. I said: 'Please not to tell me in the public thoroughfare'; to which he instantly replied: 'Then I shall call and tell you this afternoon.'

      MISS SUSAN. Phoebe!

      (They are interrupted by the entrance of PATTY with tea. They see that she has brought three cups, and know that this is her impertinent way of implying that mistresses, as well as maids, may have a 'follower.' When she has gone they smile at the daring of the woman, and sit down to tea.)

      PHOEBE. Susan, to think that it has all happened in a single year.

      MISS SUSAN. Such a genteel competency as he can offer; such a desirable establishment.

      PHOEBE. I had no thought of that, dear. I was recalling our first meeting at Mrs. Fotheringay's quadrille party.

      MISS SUSAN. We had quite forgotten that our respected local physician was growing elderly.

      PHOEBE. Until he said: 'Allow me to present my new partner, Mr. Valentine Brown.'

      MISS SUSAN. Phoebe, do you remember how at the tea-table he facetiously passed the cake-basket with nothing in it!

      PHOEBE. He was so amusing from the first. I am thankful, Susan, that I too have a sense of humour. I am exceedingly funny at times; am I not, Susan?

      MISS SUSAN. Yes, indeed. But he sees humour in the most unexpected things. I say something so ordinary about loving, for instance, to have everything either blue or white in this room, and I know not why he laughs, but it makes me feel quite witty.

      PHOEBE (a little anxiously). I hope he sees nothing odd or quaint about us.

      MISS SUSAN. My dear, I am sure he cannot.

      PHOEBE. Susan, the picnics.

      MISS SUSAN. Phoebe, the day when he first drank tea in this house.

      PHOEBE. He invited himself.

      MISS SUSAN. He merely laughed when I said it would cause such talk.

      PHOEBE. He is absolutely fearless. Susan, he has smoked his pipe in this room.

      (They are both a little scared.)

      MISS SUSAN. Smoking is indeed a dreadful habit.

      PHOEBE. But there is something so dashing about it.

      MISS SUSAN (with melancholy). And now I am to be left alone.

      PHOEBE. No.

      MISS SUSAN. My dear, I could not leave this room. My lovely blue and white room. It is my husband.

      PHOEBE (who has become agitated). Susan, you must make my house your home. I have something distressing to tell you.

      MISS SUSAN. You alarm me.

      PHOEBE. You know Mr. Brown advised us how to invest half of our money.

      MISS SUSAN. I know it gives us eight per cent., though why it should do so I cannot understand, but very obliging, I am sure.

      PHOEBE. Susan, all that money is lost; I had the letter several days ago.

      MISS SUSAN. Lost?

      PHOEBE. Something burst, dear, and then they absconded.

      MISS SUSAN. But Mr. Brown —

      PHOEBE. I have not advertised him of it yet, for he will think it was his fault. But I shall tell him to-day.

      MISS SUSAN. Phoebe, how much have we left?

      PHOEBE. Only sixty pounds a year, so you see you must live with us, dearest.

      MISS SUSAN. But Mr. Brown – he —

      PHOEBE (grandly). He is a man of means, and if he is not proud to have my Susan I shall say at once: 'Mr. Brown – the door.'

      (She presses her cheek to MISS SUSAN'S.)

      MISS SUSAN (softly). Phoebe, I have a wedding gift for you.

      PHOEBE. Not yet?

      MISS SUSAN. It has been ready for a long time. I began it when you were not ten years old and I was a young woman. I meant it for myself, Phoebe. I had hoped that he – his name was William – but I think I must have been too unattractive, my love.

      PHOEBE. Sweetest – dearest —

      MISS SUSAN. I always associate it with a sprigged poplin I was wearing that summer, with a breadth of coloured silk in it, being a naval officer; but something happened, a Miss Cicely Pemberton, and they are quite big boys now. So long ago, Phoebe – he was very tall, with brown hair – it was most foolish of me, but I was always so fond of sewing – with long straight legs and such a pleasant expression.

      PHOEBE. Susan, what was it?

      MISS SUSAN. It was a wedding-gown, my dear. Even plain women, Phoebe, we can't help it; when we are young we have romantic ideas just as if we were pretty. And so the wedding-gown was never used. Long before it was finished I knew he would not offer, but I finished it, and then I put it away. I have always hidden it from you, Phoebe, but of late I have brought it out again, and altered it.

      (She goes to ottoman and unlocks it.)

      PHOEBE. Susan, I could not wear it. (MISS SUSAN brings the wedding-gown.) Oh! how sweet, how beautiful!

      MISS SUSAN. You will wear it, my love, won't you? And the tears it was sewn with long ago will all turn into smiles on my Phoebe's wedding-day.

      (They

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