style="font-size:15px;"> “Well, I’m damned!” cried he, “but this is a black welcome to one’s poor brother Andy,” and scarcely looked upon my father standing with the shaded candle in the wind. “What’s to drink? Drink, do you hear that Quentin? Drink – drink – d-r-i-n-k. A long strong drink too, and that’s telling you, and none of the whey that I’m hearing’s running through the Greigs now, that once was a reputable family of three bottles and a rummer to top all.”
“Whist, whist, man!” pleaded father tremulously, all the man out of him as he stood before this drunken apparition.
“Whist I quo’ he. Well stap me! do you no’ ken the lean pup of the litter?” hiccoughed our visitor, with a sort of sneer that made the blood run to my head, and for the first time I felt the great, the splendid joy of a good cause to fight for.
“You’re Andrew,” said my father simply, putting his hand upon the man’s coat sleeve in a sympathy for his drenchen clothes.
That kindly hand was jerked off rudely, an act as insolent as if he had smitten his host upon the mouth: my heart leaped, and my fingers went at his throat. I could have spread him out against the wall, though I knew him now my uncle; I could have given him the rogue’s quittance with a black face and a protruding tongue. The candle fell from my father’s hand; the glass shade shattered; the hall of Hazel Den House was plunged in darkness, and the rain drave in through the open door upon us three struggling.
“Let him go, Paul,” whispered my father, who I knew was in terror of frightening his wife, and he wrestled mightily with an arm of each of us.
Yet I could not let my uncle go, for with the other arm he held a knife, and he would perhaps have died for it had not another light come on the stair and my mother’s voice risen in a pitiful cry.
We fell asunder on a common impulse, and the drunken wanderer was the first to speak.
“Katrine,” said he; “it’s always the old tale with Andy, you see; they must be misunderstanding me,” and he bowed with a surprising gentlemanliness that could have made me almost think him not the man who had fouled our house with oaths and drawn a knife upon us in the darkness. The blade of the same, by a trick of legerdemain, had gone up the sleeve of his dripping coat. He seemed all at once sobered. He took my good mother by the hand as she stood trembling and never to know clearly upon what elements of murder she had come.
“It is you, Andrew,” said she, bravely smiling. “What a night to come home in after twenty years! I’m wae to see you in such a plight. And your horse?” said she again, lifting her candle and peering into the darkness of the night. “I must cry up Sandy to stable your horse.”
I’ll give my uncle the credit of a confusion at his own forgetfulness.
“Good Lord! Katrine,” said he, “if I did not clean forget the brute, a fiddle-faced, spavined, spatter-dasher of a Gorbals mare, no’ worth her corn; but there’s my bit kistie on her hump.”
The servant was round soon at the stabling of the mare, and my mother was brewing something of what the gentleman had had too much already, though she could not guess that; and out of the dripping night he dragged in none of a rider’s customary holsters but a little brass-bound chest.
“Yon night I set out for my fortune, Quentin,” said he, “I did not think I would come back with it a bulk so small as this; did you? It was the sight of the quiet house and the thought of all it contained that made me act like an idiot as I came in. Still, we must just take the world as we get it, Quentin; and I knew I was sure of a warm welcome in the old house, from one side of it if not from the other, for the sake of lang syne. And this is your son, is it?” he went on, looking at my six feet of indignation not yet dead “Split me if there’s whey in that piece! You near jammed my hawze that time! Your Uncle Andrew’s hawze, boy. Are you not ashamed of yourself?”
“Not a bit,” said I between my teeth; “I leave that to you.”
He smiled till his teeth shone white in his black beard, and “Lord!” cried he, “I’m that glad I came. It was but the toss of a bawbee, when I came to Leith last week, whether I should have a try at the old doocot, or up Blue Peter again and off to the Indies. I hate ceiled rooms – they mind me of the tomb; I’m out of practice at sitting doing nothing in a parlour and saying grace before meat, and – I give you warning, Quentin – I’ll be damned if I drink milk for supper. It was the notion of milk for supper and all that means that kept me from calling on Katrine – and you – any sooner. But I’m glad I came to meet a lad of spirit like young Andy here.”
“Not Andy,” said my father. “Paul is his name.”
My uncle laughed.
“That was ill done of you, Quentin,” said he; “I think it was as little as Katrine and you could do to have kept up the family name. I suppose you reckoned to change the family fate when you made him Paul. H’m! You must have forgotten that Paul the Apostle wandered most, and many ways fared worst of all the rest. I haven’t forgotten my Bible, you see, Quentin.”
We were now in the parlour room; a servant lass was puffing up a new-lighted fire; my uncle, with his head in the shade, had his greatcoat off, and stood revealed in shabby garments that had once been most genteel; and his brass-bound fortune, that he seemed averse from parting with a moment, was at his feet. Getting no answer to what he had said of the disciples, he looked from one to the other of us and laughed slyly.
“Take off your boots, Andy,” said my father.
“And where have you been since – since – the Plantations?”
“Stow that, Quentin!” cried my uncle, with an oath and his eye on me. “What Plantations are you blethering about? And where have I been? Ask me rather where have I not been. It makes me dizzy even to think of it: with rotten Jesuits and Pagan gentlemen; with France and Spain, and with filthy Lascars, lying Greeks, Eboe slaves, stinking niggers, and slit-eyed Chinese! Oh! I tell you I’ve seen things in twenty years. And places, too: this Scotland, with its infernal rain and its grey fields and its rags, looks like a nightmare to me yet. You may be sure I’ll be out of it pretty fast again.”
“Poor Scotland!” said father ambiguously.
There must be people in the world who are oddly affected by the names of places, peoples, things that have never come within their own experience. Till this day the name of Barbadoes influences me like a story of adventure; and when my Uncle Andrew – lank, bearded, drenched with storm, stood in our parlour glibly hinting at illimitable travel, I lost my anger with the tipsy wretch and felt a curious glow go through my being.
CHAPTER IV
I COME UPON THE RED SHOES
Uncle Andrew settled for the remainder of his time into our domestic world at Hazel Den as if his place had been kept warm for him since ever he went away. For the remainder of his time, I say, because he was to be in the clods of Mearns kirkyard before the hips and haws were off the hedges; and I think I someway saw his doom in his ghastly countenance the first morning he sat at our breakfast table, contrite over his folly of the night before, as you could see, but carrying off the situation with worldly sang froid, and even showing signs of some affection for my father.
His character may be put in two words – he was a lovable rogue; his tipsy bitterness to the goodman his brother may be explained almost as briefly: he had had a notion of Katrine Oliver, and had courted her before ever she met my father, and he had lost her affection through his own folly. Judging from what I would have felt myself in the like circumstances, his bitterest
