stares his eyes, says “Russian” and runs off after the administrator and the exchange.
When you carry 10—20 thousand euros in your pocket. Then all the risks for the money only on you. Risks for all actions from the door of the buyer and back to the door of the buyer.
When passing through the border, sometimes it happens so long they don’t let it pass, so do the nerves that you begin to quietly imperceptibly pray. After all, if they do not miss, then go back, something is there, spend the night somewhere, again take a queue at another customs point, wait for an electronic queue from immediately to one day, and only then will they let it pass again or not.Some customs officers have a chuikka, everything is in order with the documents and they just hold you in front of the barrier or until you leave. In principle, well done.
A pawn is a person who for 5—10 euros will carry up to 50 kg of cargo on foot across the border. Or 3 bottles of alcohol. Etc.
A tankman is a European who carries a car to the buyer.
A bucket is a car that you carry.
Zalipukha – the documents are decorated by Europeans on a drunken shop and they contain errors.
Monkey, this is one of the carriers. Because he always stood behind the customs fence, waved his hands and shouted something to the tank driver, prompted. Customs officers gave funny names to all carriers. In principle, carriers and customs officers laughed at each other with great pleasure.
Border guards and living transportation of goods live in the same village. In childhood, they go to school together. Everyone knows each other. Everyone has relatives living on that side, “abroad.”
Once we were driving in two cars and we were stopped by a European traffic police. They said that we exceeded the speed. How did they know it, because the car they have is back to us. The phrase do not leave the children without candy played and took only 30 euros.
Another time, traffic police officers jumped out of the forest at night with flashlights and hung with reflective elements. At first, I thought I saw aliens.
Then he approached European police noticed that the back row of seats is empty cans of beer. A European sitting beside saws. But our car had a Russian radio pattern. Which is in Europe. And I say to a European, your wife from Russian radio will swear hard. DPS officers left the car, made out the monograms and stopped smiling. It was necessary to see how just that two smiles from ear to ear turn into a European sad look of the face. We were released.
Do not eat – do not understand how to execute documents.
Watermelon – you can deal with this person, he is not a drug addict and will not let you down.
Academician is flattery to a person who understands and helps well in any situation.
To drive on the ice or out of the sand on the beach, you can drop a little wheel.
It is good when there is an electric pumping. One time there was a crack on the disk and the wheel all the time lowered. And there was no time. I had to drive 1000 km stopping every hour and pumping up the wheel with electric pumping from the cigarette lighter.
Once on a forest road, at night in the rain on gras in July, I had to drive using only the navigator. Turns the navigator showed with the distance from them. And only driving in the middle of the road saved me from a collision with a man who came to meet me in my lane.
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