Before this conversation could go any further, there was another noise, said Jason, outside the gatehouse he was supposed to be guarding. It was like someone quickly popping bubble wrap next to your ear. It was the shooting, and cheering.
And then there was someone else yelling, almost screaming, in English, that unless someone else stopped now, and got out of the car, he was going to open fire.
By this time Barry White was running back outside, and Jason Pickel was following. When his ex-wife was later to sue the US Department of Defense for traumatic stress, it was on the grounds that he had failed to terminate the conversation, and she heard the whole thing.
But now there was a new noise in Parliament Square. The first BMW 750 motorbike had arrived at the traffic lights by St Margaret’s, the forerunner of the precursors of the harbingers of the outriders of the cavalcade. A blue light flashed weakly in the sun. The cop waved a gauntleted arm.
Indira was glad of the interruption.
And now that he could actually hear the police sirens, Dragan Panic began to wonder whether he had chosen the right place for succour.
The Serb tow-truck operative looked at the men standing around him on the building site. They observed his face, pasty, sweaty, the moles like fleshy Rice Krispies that were the legacy of the air pollution that had been part of childhood in communist Eastern Europe.
As soon as he had gasped ‘Where is police?’ he saw their burning eyes, hook noses and hairy black eyebrows that joined in the middle. He knew who they were.
They were Skiptars. They were Muslims, almost certainly from Pristina. And they knew who he was.
He was a Serb.
‘Here is not police,’ said the leading asylum-seeking brickie, whose family farm had been torched in a place called Suva Reka.
They pressed round him, breathing silently, as a bunch of bullocks will press round a terrified picnicker, and drove him backwards.
Handsomely rewarded under the terms of the Private Finance Initiative, the gang of Skiptars had efficiently driven in the piles of the new ministry. They had sunk huge corrugated sheets of steel into the grey loam of London, and now they were pouring lagoons of concrete between the sheets. Towards one of these pits of gravelly slurry they now herded their enemy.
‘What do you want, Serb?’
Dragan saw it all. In fifty years’ time this building would be torn down for reconstruction by the next lot of asylum-seekers, from China, or Pluto, or wherever, and they would break up these concrete blocks to find his whitened bones.
He dodged and ran. Then he tripped, and fell face first in the mud, and then he was up and running again, back down Horseferry Road towards the sirens and the chugging of another helicopter.
Of course he wouldn’t admit it, not even to Grover, but Deputy Assistant Commissioner Purnell was deeply cheesed off by the arrival of the Black Hawk.
It was his airspace. He had sovereignty. But the Black Hawk had somehow bullied away his Twin Squirrel, in a humiliating vindication of their brand names.
‘Are we going to tell them about it?’ asked Grover. He was thinking of the ambulance.
‘Let’s just concentrate on finding the thing.’
Stuck in the gummy shade of London’s plane trees, the ambulance was waiting at yet another traffic light, this one at the back of Parliament Square by a statue of Napier. It was getting hotter in the cabin; the rusty metallic smell of freshly spilt blood rose from the back, and Jones was conscious of a sense of mounting disorder.
Despite their enormous breakfast, Habib was now eating a tub of hummus, spooning it down with a tongue depressor he had found in the glove compartment.
‘Why do you eat it now?’ asked Haroun.
‘Show me where it is written a man may not eat on the eve of battle.’
‘But we are all about to die.’
‘We’ll be lucky,’ said Jones bitterly.
He tried to concentrate on all the things he had to get right in the next five minutes.
On leaving Parliament Square, the plan was to turn left up Whitehall, and then, just before the Cenotaph, to turn right at the Red Lion pub. There Dr Adam would supply them with a parking permit.
It was very important, when they saw Dr Adam, that they acted their parts convincingly. The man called Adam knew something, but he did not know everything.
The only person who knew everything was Jones.
Then the lights changed and in defiance of the satnav they trickled forward to the last set, and came once again in full view of Roger Barlow – had he chanced to look that way.
Not that anyone in his right mind would look at an ambulance, when he could behold the face of Cameron Maclean.
He watched her come towards him across the road, and the crowd parted around her like a zip. She looked like a character in a hairspray ad, with glossy evangelical skin and lustrous eyes. She was twenty-four, full of energy and optimism, and she had the dubious honour of being Roger’s research assistant.
Not for the first time, Barlow was seriously impressed by her efficiency. If his memory served him right – and he kept a vague eye on her romantic career – she had been off in Brussels last night, and here she was in less than five minutes.
He beamed. He knew that Cameron had long ago lost any reverence she may have had for him or his office, but what the hell.
‘Your wife left a message on my mobile. It must have been while I was on the Tube.’
‘My wife?’ Barlow felt a prickling in the roots of his hair.
‘Yeah. She sounded kind of pissed.’
‘Pissed?’ Roger’s mind boggled. It was less than an hour since he had left home.
‘I guess you guys would say pissed off.’
They sorted out the pink pass, and Barlow entered the security bubble.
‘Did she say what about?’ he asked, thinking as he did so what a foolish thing it was to ask.
‘No, Roger.’ He scrutinized her. Was that contempt? Was that pity? Who could tell?
Roger was indebted – England was indebted – to Cameron’s former political science tutor. This was a languid Nozickian with whom she had been in love and who had baffled her, candidly, by his refusal to sleep with her. At the end of her last winter term she had come to see him in his study. The snow was falling outside.
‘What shall I do, Franklin?’ she had asked him, stretching her long legs on his zebra-skin
