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First published by HarperCollinsPublishers 2009
Copyright © 2009 Rachel Perez
Illustrations by Chuck Gonzales
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Source ISBN: 9780007851485
Ebook Edition © APRIL 2017 ISBN: 9780007483471
Version: 2017-05-02
To Margaret
Thank you Jeannine for great revisions and suggestions and irritating people
the world over for inspiring the scenarios. Also special thanks to Eva Martinez, Antonio Martinez, Tesi Villanueva, Neil Dowden, and Silke Braun for all their work on the book.
CONTENTS
Learn How to Give ’em Hell Like a Native!
Situation #1: Empanada Bandidos
Situation #2: Revenge of the Yanquis
Situation #4: Is that a Fertilized Egg in There or are You Just Overweight?
Situation #5: Battle of the Bulge
Situation #6: The Sun also Presses the Snooze Button
Situation #10: Running of the Bullies
Situation #13: The Rain in Spain
Situation #14: In Vino Veritas
Situation #15: Vista Conquistador
Situation #16: Dropping the Eavesdropper!
Situation #17: Not so Jolly Giant
Situation #18: Thou Shall not Mooch
Situation #19: Aircraft Guitar
Situation #21: Someone in Portugal can’t Hear You
Situation #22: Planeta of the Apes
Situation #23: “Are we Having Fun Yet?”
Situation #24: Siestas for the Rest of Us
Situation #26: Don Juan Wannabe
Situation #27: El Rastro Rascal
Situation #28: Nevermind the Bollocks
Situation #29: Mira, Mira on the Wall …
