Mcallister and His Double (Illustrated Edition). Arthur Cheney Train

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his fellows.

      At the end of an hour another gong sounded. In a moment the tiers were empty; fifty doors clanged to.

      "Well, Wilkins?"

      "Being as this is Sunday, sir, we 'ave a few hours' service. Church of England first, then City Mission. We're not hallowed to talk, but if you don't mind the 'owlin' you can snatch a wink o' sleep. Christmas dinner at twelve. Old Burridge, the trusty, was a-tellin' me as 'ow it's hexcellent, sir!"

      McAllister looked at his watch in despair. It was only a quarter past ten. He had not been to church for fifteen years, but evidently he was in for it now. Following his former valet's example, he took off his shoes and stretched himself upon the cot.

      On and on in never-varying tones dragged the service. The preacher held the key to the situation. His congregation could not escape; he had a full house, and he was bent on making the most of it.

      The hands of McAllister's watch crept slowly round to five minutes before eleven.

      When at last the preacher stopped, carefully folded his manuscript, and pronounced the benediction, a prolonged sigh of relief eddied through the Tombs. Men were waking on all sides; cots creaked; there was a general and contagious yawn.

      Again the gong rang, and with it the smell of food floated up along the tiers. McAllister realized that he was hungry—not mildly, as he was at the club, but ravenous, as he had never been before. Presently the longed-for food came, borne by a "trusty" in new white uniform. Wilkins, who had been making a meagre toilet at the faucet, took in the dinner through the door—two tin plates piled high with turkey and chicken, flanked by heaps of potato and carrots, and one whole apple pie!

      "Ha!" thought McAllister, "I was not so far wrong about this part of it!" The chicken was perhaps not of the variety known as "spring"; but neither master nor man noticed it as they feasted, sitting side by side upon the cot.

      "Carrots!" philosophized McAllister, looking regretfully at his empty tin plate. "Now, I thought only horses ate carrots; and really, they're not bad at all. I should like some more. Er—Wilkins! Can we get some more carrots?"

      Wilkins shook his head mournfully.

      "Message for 34! Message for 34!"

      A letter was thrust through the bars.

      McAllister tore it open with feverish haste, and recognized the crabbed hand of old Mr. Potter.

      2 East Seventy-First Street.

      F. Welch, Esq.

      Sir: The remarkable letter just delivered to me, signed by a name which you request me not to use in my reply, has received careful consideration. I telephoned to Mr. Mc——'s rooms, and was informed by his valet that that gentleman had gone to the country to visit friends over Christmas. I have therefore directed the messenger to collect from yourself his fee for delivering this answer. Yours, etc.,

      Ebenezer Potter.

      "That fool Frazier!" groaned McAllister. "How the devil could he have thought I had gone away?" Then he remembered that he had directed the valet to pack his bags and send them to the station, in anticipation of the Winthrops' invitation.

      He was at his wits' end.

      "How do you get bail, Wilkins?"

      "You 'ave to find someone as owns real estate in the city, sir, to go on your bond. 'Ow much is it?"

      "Five thousand dollars," replied McAllister.

      "'Oly Moses!" ejaculated the valet. He regarded his former master with renewed interest.

      But the dinner had wrought a change in that hitherto subdued individual. With a valet and running water he was beginning to feel his oats a little. He checked off mentally the names of his acquaintances. There was not one left in town.

      He repressed a yawn, and looked at his watch. One o'clock. Just then the gong rang again.

      "What in thunder is this, now?"

      "Afternoon service, sir. City Mission from one to two-thirty."

      "Ye gods!" ejaculated McAllister.

      A band of young girls came and stood with their hymn-books along the opposite tier, while a Presbyterian clergyman took the place on the bridge recently vacated by his Episcopal brother. Prayers alternated with hymns until the sermon, which lasted sixty-five minutes.

      McAllister, almost desperate, fretted and fumed until half past two, when the choir and missionary finally departed.

      "Only a 'arf 'our, sir, an' we can get some more hexercise," said Wilkins encouragingly.

      But McAllister did not want exercise. He swung to his feet, and peering disconsolately through the bars was suddenly confronted by an anæmic young woman holding an armful of flowers. Before he could efface himself she smiled sweetly at him.

      "My poor man," she began confidently, "how sorry I am for you this beautiful Christmas Day! Please take some of these; they will brighten up your cell wonderfully; and they are so fragrant." She pushed a dozen carnations and asters through the bars.

      McAllister, utterly dumfounded, took them.

      "What is your name?" continued the maiden.

      "Welch!" blurted out our bewildered friend.

      There was a stifled snort from the bunk behind.

      "Good-by, Welch. I know you are not really bad. Won't you shake hands with me?"

      She thrust her hand through the bars, and McAllister gave it a perfunctory shake.

      "Good-by," she murmured, and passed on.

      "Lawd!" exploded Wilkins, rolling from side to side upon his cot. "O Lawd! O Lawd! O—" and he held his sides while McAllister stuck the carnations into the wash-basin.

      The gong again, and once more that endless tramp along the hot tiers. The prison grew darker. Gas-jets were lighted here and there, and the air became more and more oppressive. With five o'clock came supper; then the long, weary night.

      Next morning the valet seemed nervous and excited, eating little breakfast, and smiling from time to time vaguely to himself. Having fumbled in his pocket, he at last pulled out a dirty pawn-ticket, which he held toward his master.

      "'Ere, sir," he said with averted head. "It's for the pin. I'm sorry I took it."

      McAllister's eyes were a little blurred as he mechanically received the card-board.

      "Shake hands, Wilkins," was all he said.

      A keeper came walking along the tier rattling the doors and telling those who were wanted in court to get ready.

      "Good-by," said McAllister. "I'm sorry you felt obliged to plead guilty. I might have helped you if I'd only known. Why didn't you stand your trial?"

      "I 'ad my reasons," replied the valet. "I wanted to get my case disposed of as quick as possible. You see, I'd been livin' in Philadelphia, and 'ad just come to New York

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