DUKE.What dost thou know?
VIOLA.
Too well what love women to men may owe;
In faith, they are as true of heart as we.
My father had a daughter lov’d a man,
As it might be, perhaps, were I a woman,
I should your lordship.
DUKE.
And what’s her history?
VIOLA.
A blank, my lord. She never told her love,
But let concealment, like a worm i’ th’ bud,
Feed on her damask cheek; she pin’d in thought,
And with a green and yellow melancholy,
She sat, like patience on a monument,
Smiling at grief. Was not this love indeed?
We men may say more, swear more; but indeed
Our shows are more than will; for still we prove
Much in our vows, but little in our love.
DUKE.
But died thy sister of her love, my boy?
VIOLA.
I am all the daughters of my father’s house,
And all the brothers too; and yet I know not.
Sir, shall I to this lady?
DUKE.
Ay, that’s the theme.
To her in haste; give her this jewel; say,
My love can give no place, bide no denay.
[Exeunt.]
SCENE V. OLIVIA’S garden.
[Enter SIR TOBY, SIR ANDREW, and FABIAN.]
SIR TOBY.
Come thy ways, Signior Fabian.
FABIAN. Nay, I’ll come: if I lose a scruple of this sport, let me be boil’d to death with melancholy.
SIR TOBY. Wouldst thou not be glad to have the niggardly rascally sheepbiter come by some notable shame?
FABIAN. I would exult, man; you know he brought me out o’ favour with my lady about a bear-baiting here.
SIR TOBY. To anger him, we’ll have the bear again; and we will fool him black and blue: shall we not, Sir Andrew?
SIR ANDREW.
And we do not, it is pity of our lives.
[Enter MARIA.]
SIR TOBY.
Here comes the little villain.
How now, my metal of India!
MARIA. Get ye all three into the box-tree; Malvolio’s coming down this walk. He has been yonder i’ the sun practising behaviour to his own shadow this half hour. Observe him, for the love of mockery; for I know this letter will make a contemplative idiot of him. Close, in the name of jesting! Lie thou there [throws down a letter], for here comes the trout that must be caught with tickling. [Exit.]
[Enter MALVOLIO.]
MALVOLIO. ‘T is but fortune; all is fortune. Maria once told me she did affect me; and I have heard herself come thus near, that, should she fancy, it should be one of my complexion. Besides, she uses me with a more exalted respect than any one else that follows her. What should I think on ‘t?
SIR TOBY.
Here ‘s an overweening rogue!
FABIAN. O, peace! Contemplation makes a rare turkey-cock of him; how he jets under his advanc’d plumes!
SIR ANDREW.
‘Slight, I could so beat the rogue!
SIR TOBY.
Peace, I say.
MALVOLIO.
To be Count Malvolio!
SIR TOBY.
Ah, rogue!
SIR ANDREW.
Pistol him, pistol him.
SIR TOBY.
Peace, peace!
MALVOLIO. There is example for’t: the lady of the Strachy married the yeoman of the wardrobe.
SIR ANDREW.
Fie on him, Jezebel!
FABIAN.
O, peace! now he’s deeply in; look how imagination blows him.
MALVOLIO.
Having been three months married to her, sitting in my state,—
SIR TOBY.
O, for a stone-bow, to hit him in the eye!
MALVOLIO. Calling my officers about me, in my branch’d velvet gown; having come from a day-bed, where I have left Olivia sleeping,—
SIR TOBY.
Fire and brimstone!
FABIAN.
O, peace, peace!
MALVOLIO. And then to have the humour of state; and, after a demure travel of regard, telling them I know my place, as I would they should do theirs, to ask for my kinsman Toby,—
SIR TOBY.
Bolts and shackles!
FABIAN.
O, peace, peace, peace! now, now.
MALVOLIO. Seven of my people, with an obedient start, make out for him: I frown the while; and perchance wind up my watch, or play with my— some rich jewel. Toby approaches; curtsies there to me,—
SIR TOBY.
Shall this fellow live?
FABIAN.
Though our silence be drawn from us with cars, yet peace.
MALVOLIO. I extend my hand to him thus, quenching my familiar smile with an austere regard of control,—
