She decided to just enjoy her coffee and wait for him to come. And, changing her mind about breakfast, Lilly Loveless ordered a Spanish omelette and some toast.
Her mind went back to last night at Mountain Valley, a truly social place which she would like to visit again and again just to watch the comings and goings of men and women, young and old, for drinks and dinner, and for lots more, as was repeatedly whispered in her ear, in a mischievous sort of way, by Dr Wiseman Lovemore. That “lots more,” was what she was here to uncover, understand and perhaps explain, and she would leave no stone unturned to do just that. She remembered asking Dr Wiseman Lovemore where some of the customers who flocked in disappeared to, once they had ordered their drinks and roasted meat or chicken, grilled fish or something else to eat.
Enjoying the way the conversation was going, he expounded: “Like I said before, Mountain Valley is more than just a restaurant or a drinking place. It is also a resting place. The restaurant and bar are a front for the real business of the place, which takes place in the rooms behind – 20 or so in all – for between 3000 and 5000 Mim dollars an hour. The rooms all have fancy names like Bijou, Aroma, Begonia, Blissful, Pure Delight, New Dimensions, Fantasy Space, Passions, Tia Maria, and Simply Gorgeous. And there is always a long waiting list,” he laughed. “Clients who want little more than a quickie can go for half an hour, and pay much less. But that depends on the mood of the guy behind the counter.”
The culture of resting at Mountain Valley, like everywhere else in Mimboland, Lilly Loveless was told, demands that the couple arrive like perfect strangers, and leave like perfect strangers. First, they walk or drive in separately, preferably to a pre-booked room under their aliases if they are regulars or really big guns protective of their identities. Everything is served them in the room, and when they are through, they take side doors, or walk out through the front door, not as a couple, but separately, and at long intervals. If you are not a regular or a big person, and if you have little to fear, then you go through normal registration at the front desk where a key is given to you.
These were early days, but it was her hunch that Dr Wiseman Lovemore was not an easy character to pigeonhole. One thing about him of which she was convinced was his very calculating nature, even when most helpful and friendly.
She recalled how, as soon as they were seated, Dr Wiseman Lovemore opened his bag and handed her a paper that she could almost swear he had brought along to the airport to welcome her with.
“What is it?” she inquired with her eyes, taking the paper.
“Mbomas and Girls in Mimboland: Why Married Men Date University Girls,” he pointed to the title.
She started flipping through the paper, but stopped abruptly. A golden rule in fieldwork: one must not allow the ideas of an insider analyst to influence one’s outlook as an objective observer. She would start her research first, test her own hunches, and then, read the paper with a more critical eye.
Dr Wiseman Lovemore beckoned at the waiter to serve them.
“What do you take?” the waiter asked Lilly Loveless.
“A Baobab for me, hot,” Dr Wiseman Lovemore said, and started an annotated tour of the various beers for Lilly Loveless but was interrupted with: “A Mimbo-Wanda please, well chilled.”
Impressed, he asked her where she knew the beer from.
“Air Mimbo,” she said, flipping through the paper to please her host, but avoiding the contents. “Good title,” she commented. “What did you write this for?”
“Initially for an ‘African Social Problems’ conference in Johannesburg, three years ago.”
“Three years ago?” Lilly Loveless was dumbfounded.
Why was this guy presenting her a paper three years old, in this day and age when old knowledge is no knowledge?
“Do you have the published version?”
“Published what?” Dr Wiseman Lovemore couldn’t believe his ears. “There is no published version,” he added with a sudden laugh. “As a matter of fact, the paper was never presented. It has never been presented. I could say there is a history of misfortune to this paper.”
“How is that?” she asked, perplexed.
“I never made it to the conference in the end, no visa, no sponsorship, no … a catalogue of problems,” he cleared his throat and took a sip from his beer. He resisted the urge to tell her how discriminatory the administration of the university was. He even did not tell her what he loved telling every visiting scholar he met, how unqualified the Vice Chancellor and Registrar (known more as VC and Reg respectively) were to run the university, as, according to him, they owed their positions more to politics than to scholarship, and were determinedly against research and independence of thought. She will have to find out for herself, eventually, that research was most under-funded here at the University of Mimbo, and that the little money that was made available by the reluctant government in Nyamandem, was used by the VC and the Reg to service their appetites, to build a following amongst sons and daughters of the soil, and also to divide and rule amongst ethnic others. In this way, the little crumbs of funding that came through were more a source of conflict and tension, than of any real service to the university and its mission.
He continued with the story of his paper: “Since then, this same paper has been accepted for presentation at three other conferences, but each time, something happens that stops me from going,” he sounded miserable. “The last time, it was the VC – an excruciatingly ordinary-looking vindictive little creature with overbearing breasts the size of Frankenstein pawpaws hanging over the campus like a thunderstorm, as you are going to find out when you meet her – who decried the paper non-scientific, after asking to see a copy. She is a Clinical Psychologist who last read a book or thought a thought when she did her Msc.”
Lilly Loveless listened with curiosity and incredulity. She could see that Dr Wiseman Lovemore had no respect for his boss, but still, why would a VC take an administrative decision on a scholarly paper? What are peers for? Shouldn’t confrontation of ideas be the golden rule of scholarship? Intoxicating! Mimboland is full of Mimbo-wonders, she told herself, playing on the name of the beer she had fallen effortlessly in love with.
“Two months ago, I came closest to finally presenting the paper somewhere. Right here at Mimbo, at a faculty seminar, thanks to a new dean with new ideas about university life.”
“What do you mean?” Lilly Loveless couldn’t understand why he should speak in terms of coming closest to presenting his paper in his own university when that is where he should have started. Isn’t it one’s immediate peers who should tell one how good or bad their scholarly work is? Aren’t they those who, satisfied with your performance at the local level, should encourage you to test the scholarly waters further afield?
“I know,” Dr Wiseman Lovemore smiled. “That’s what one would expect in a normal university.”
“Are you saying Mimbo isn’t normal? That I have come to the wrong place?”
“I’m not saying more than I am saying, which is simple,” he smiled again, took up his glass, tilted it a bit, and looking philosophically into it, went on: “Just when I was about to mount the podium and give the lecture of my life, there was an electricity blackout.”
“What!” she exclaimed. “I can see what you mean when you say you haven’t been lucky with the paper.”
“When power was re-established shortly after, I found myself
