A Charlie Salter Omnibus. Eric Wright
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Salter attacked again. ‘Why?’ he bellowed. ‘Why was he having such a good time. Did he say?’
‘No. He went on all night about the gods smilin’, but he never told us why.’
‘After he left you, you and Dunkley and Carrier stayed in the area for a while and had a few more drinks, right?’
‘Old Carrier tell you that? You could call it that. Not quite true, though. He’s a bit shy, is Carrier. No, we went back to one place and had a nightcap, if you like. More of an eye-opener, really.’ Usher imitated a man looking through binoculars, and waited to be asked what he was up to. Salter waited in turn. Usher continued.
‘Place called “Les Jardins du Paradis” — French place. More like the Black Hole.’
‘A bar?’
‘Yerss. A bar. With gels. Strippers. Continuous live performance. Take it off, take it off, all the customers cried, and they did, right on the table.’ Usher roared with laughter.
‘You went back to this place. You had already gone there with Summers.’
‘Yerss. Soon as Marika went home, old Dave started talking about finding the action. So he asked a policeman—that’s what you do in Montreal—and he told us about these two bars. One of them wasn’t much, but this second one, the Jardins place, was full of lovely crumpet. We had a real basinful.’
‘A basinful wasn’t enough, though. After Summers left, you went back.’
‘That’s right. Soldiers on leave, we were.’
‘Then you all went back to the hotel. Did you stay in your room that night? I have to ask that.’
‘ ’Course you do. No. I didn’t sneak out and do in old Dave. You can check up with my mate from New Brunswick, if you like. He was in the room when I got back and we were up half the night, talking.’
‘You stayed with a friend from New Brunswick?’
‘That’s right, Inspector. That’s the nice thing about these conferences. You get a chance to meet old pals.’
‘Is that the main purpose, Professor?’
‘Now, now, now, Inspector. Don’t you start. A little conference once a year is the only perks we get. No. It’s not the main purpose. The main purpose is to refresh us academically.’ Usher gave a low-comedy wink. ‘But it’s one of the nice things about them. We all move around a bit in this game, first in graduate school, then usually a couple of jobs while we’re finishing the thesis, and these conferences bring together everybody you’ve met. Actually it is a little outing for us. You see a different place every year. Last year we all went to Moncton—smashing lobsters there—and the year before that was Saskatoon. Only a couple of us went there.’ Usher roared with laughter. ‘Saskatoon, Saskatchewan,’ he said derisively. ‘The year before that it was Edmonton. That turned out all right because of the Hot Springs at Jasper. Lovely, they are. Next year we go to Halifax. There will be a line-up for that one, I can tell you. The maritimes conferences are always popular. Except Newfoundland.’
‘Kind of a convention, is it? Like the Kiwanis?’
‘Now you’re being a bit sarcastic, I can tell. Still, fair’s fair. We do some work, of course, but the main thing is getting away in a gang.’
‘And is that how you go? All of you, in a gang?’
‘If we can. Of course, we’re not all as thick as thieves when we are at home, but at the conferences we do stick together, yes.’
‘You travel down and back together?’
‘We did this time. Marika and John Carrier and me. We went down in my car. Dunkley always goes on his own.’
‘Why?’
‘Who knows? He just does. But so did old Dave. He always went on his own, too.’
‘Why?’
‘Search me. There was room in my car, but he went down by train. Did the same thing last year. And he always stays in a different hotel from the rest of us. I used to think it was just chance, but I watched him this year, out of curiosity. Sure enough, he dawdled about when we were trying to make our arrangements, putting us off when we were trying to double up in rooms, to cut down the cost; then, when we’d all booked, he reserved at another hotel. I realized then that he always does that. I still don’t think there’s anything in it, though. I’ll tell you why. When we were in Moncton last year, he always turned up late at the parties they have in the evenings. A bit mysterious, you’d think? So would I. But you know where he’d been? At the races. They have harness-racing at Moncton, and he snuck off every night to play the gee-gees. Someone saw him there. Sly bugger. But I think he was just shy about telling us. Not very academic, is it?’
Usher had quietened down slightly as he grew reflective, and showed signs of stopping altogether. Salter thought he would never have a chance to hear about Summers from someone with as little bias as Usher, and he prodded him on.
‘So you don’t think it was unusual for Summers to be in a room to himself in another hotel from the rest of you?’
‘As I say, I did once. But he always stayed on his own,’ didn’t he? Every year.’
‘So. At night he went to the races. What about during the day?’
‘He heard a few papers, like the rest of us. Not all day, of course, and not the same ones.’
‘There are different discussions going on at the same time?’
‘Oh yes. There were four sessions a day, and five or six different papers at each session. In different rooms, of course. There are always a couple of important sessions, given by the big-wigs, and everyone goes to them, but generally, for the small ones, we all go to different ones and meet afterwards.’
‘Did you see Summers at any of the papers?’
‘There was only time for one session, wasn’t there, and Dunkley was giving one of the papers. I didn’t go to it, and I don’t think anyone else did, either. Even David didn’t go, and it was in his field.’
‘What field is that?’
‘Romantic poetry. Wordsworth was all David cared about.’
‘He should have gone, then, to Dunkley’s paper?’
Usher looked unhappy at seeming to criticize a colleague. ‘Yes, he should have,’ he agreed.
‘Dunkley and Summers both taught Romantic poetry, did they?’
‘No. That was the trouble.’ Usher looked even more miserable. He consulted his watch. ‘Here. Inspector. What about a bite. Let’s go and have a sandwich and a bowl of suds and I will fill you in. It’s all bullshit, really, but you might as well know it.’
Salter agreed, and Usher loped around the room, collecting his jacket and