The Hemingway Caper. Eric Wright
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As I’ve said, this happens to suit me because I don’t have a family to support, and instead of grubbing away on Saturday afternoons in Robarts Library in search of material to help cobble together an article every year, I can read Superman comics if I like.
All this Ginger has now picked up on, but after only six weeks he hasn’t had time to get bitter, like Richard Costril his predecessor, or—the word for me is ’philosophical’.
I said, “Klimpt will apply, he always does.”
“He seems harmless enough. Is he unpopular, then?”
“Not when he’s not running for chairman. But he believes the core of our work should be ’Business Correspondence’, and he is silly enough to say so in the interviews. He’s not serious, or rather, he’s not serious about wanting to teach it; he really wants to warn us that we have to be ready for the day when all the professional faculties will decide to drop English unless it can be shown to be useful like Economics, or Psychology. He says we should keep our eye on the smart cookies in the Philosophy department who are working up a course in ’Business Ethics’ to offer to the M.B.A. program. They’ll always have work, he says, and we will, too, if we develop an area like ’Correspondence and Report Writing’. So far his colleagues haven’t been frightened enough to agree with him.”
“Who else?”
“Well, basically, there are two main factions in the department. There are the traditionalists like Bankier and Maisie Potter and Friedman; old hands, trained to teach the texts as if they say what they mean, believing that if you read the thing carefully you can find out what Keats, say, is going on about, and that if you want to bring a dash of psychology or biographical information to bear, you might overhear something extra. Most of these people are well into their fifties and don’t want to be disturbed, so they will urge one of their own to run. Call them the Blacks.
“In opposition are the ’New Men’ and the ’New Women’, though some of these are getting a bit long in the tooth, too. These are the people from whom you will hear words like ’deconstruction’, ’post-modern’, ’structuralism’, Derrida, Barthes, and Foucault. I expect for a recent graduate of— where was it? Leeds?—you would find even these terms a bit passé, but we’re not in the mainstream and at Hambleton these are the words you will still hear. Call these people the Reds.”
“What does it matter if you’ve got tenure?”
“The Reds can still frighten some of the Blacks. If the new chairman is a Red, then we shall be facing five years of bickering as he attempts to drag the department into the seventies. There was a candidate last time—all this is hearsay, you understand?”
“Stop poncing about. What do you mean ’hearsay’?”
“You know, don’t you, that sessional lecturers like us are not eligible to serve on the search committee for the new chairman?”
“No, I didn’t know that, no.”
“This was something the Faculty Association negotiated. They argued that the temporary staff do not have the same long-term interests as the tenured faculty, so all important matters should be decided by the tenured faculty.”
“What are the unimportant matters?”
“As in the old joke, there are no unimportant matters.”
“Why? Why don’t they give us a look-in?”
“Different reasons in each department. In this one, the two factions I just mentioned are united in their desire to keep out the even newer ideas that sessionals bring with them from the graduate schools. See, the new boys I was talking about are new in the sense that they are the newest, but in this department we haven’t hired a full-time person for twenty years, except for Richard Costril. Think of New College, Oxford.”
“Do we get any fookin’ say in anything? At all?”
“The Faculty Association encourages the tenured staff to consult us informally.”
“And do they?”
“Going home on the subway sometimes.”
“So when will the politicking start?”
“We seem to have an emergency, so my guess is right away.”
At eleven I was in the classroom, teaching the D.H.Lawrence story “You Touched Me” to an assortment of second year students. I long ago discarded Lawrence’s novels as fevered, over-written, and too long, but someone put his short story collection, England, My England, on the course and I had learned through these stories that I was completely wrong. Having failed to hear what Lawrence was banging on about in the novels, even in Lady Chatterley’s Lover, I had assumed that the fault was his. But these stories blew my mind, took the top off my head, knocked me out, and left me gasping. The students liked them, too, or they seemed to.
The thing is, I’ve boiled the teaching of literature down to a single question: “Have you noticed this?” That’s all. I chat for a bit, of course, on related matters like what Lawrence thought of Freud and vice versa, but it all leads to the point when I ask the question. I’m talking about allegory, of course, which I’ve come to believe is what all teaching of all literature is about. In the case of “You Touched Me,” what I have to offer second year students is that the story is really the Sleeping Beauty fable, except that it is the hero who wakes up when touched. There’s even the high hedge around the house/palace. That, plus the orgy at the end, has students generally agreeing that it is the best of a very fine collection. They like “Tickets, Please” too, but “You Touched Me” is a revelation.
I mention this, not by way of a digression, but because much of the in-fighting in English departments these days is about literary theory. I have no theory; that is, I do not think talking about books in a particular way is more valid than talking about them in some other way, as long as you are talking about the books and not yourself. But without the allegory to look for, I’m soon reduced to reading aloud. And yet I must get this straight: I know that Dickens said that the function of allegory is to make your head ache, and I don’t think the allegorical approach is better than any other approach. It is just the one I find most interesting and the most, well, fun. It’s the one that can make for lively classroom discussion. Successful teaching of literature consists of keeping the students intrigued by a work long enough that they will go away from the course remembering the words Shakespeare used.
How you do it doesn’t matter.
chapter seven
After the class I scuttled back to get another look at Masaka. She was sitting behind her table, reading the index of our first year poetry anthology, choosing and ticking off her choices.
“How