and the pointless gurgling gasps for air make them all cringe.
Chapter One
I was barely alive that morning when I stumbled into the kitchen and poured myself a bowl of Corn Crunch. I’d watched videos until 2:00 a.m., so my plan was to slurp my cereal quietly with my eyes nearly shut and then shuffle back to bed and sleep another two hours. It was the first long weekend since summer vacation ended, and I looked forward to having nothing to do — no rushing around, no school, no homework, no early to bed, just the bliss of nothing. But all my sleepy bliss was suddenly shattered when Uncle Stuart burst into the kitchen.
“Peggy, take a look at this — just came in the mail.” Uncle Stuart shoved a newspaper clipping in my face and held it there until I sat up. My eyes were still blurry, and I had to squint to read the heading: GOLDEN’S GRAVEYARD AND HISTORICAL SITES VANADALIZED. “Take a look at the byline.” I peered closely. It read: “By Norma Johnson.”
“Norma Johnson?” I said sleepily. “That’s Aunt Norma.”
“Ding, ding, ding — give that girl a prize,” Uncle Stuart said. “She’s a genius.”
I flicked a spoonful of milk and cereal at him. Just as it landed on the floor, Aunt Margaret walked in from the backyard carrying a box full of spotted and bumpy Golden Delicious apples.
“Oops. Hi, Aunt Margaret.” I winced like a little kid who’d just been caught with a hand in the cookie jar.
“Hmm, and who’s going to clean that up?” My aunt wore one of her I-don’t-get-this-kid expressions. At that moment Duff padded into the room and quickly licked up the spot of milk. He tentatively nibbled at the cereal, then spat it out on the floor as though the sugar-coated, lightly toasted, bleached white flour wasn’t absolutely delicious.
“Look! Did you just see what your cat did, Aunt Margaret. That’s disgusting. I shouldn’t have to clean that up.”
Aunt Margaret only sneered. “Okay, that’s enough. It’s much too early for this nonsense.”
It was always too early or too late or too something for Aunt Margaret to get a joke.
“Aunt Norma sent us one of her stories from the newspaper and this letter,” I said, quickly redirecting her attention. I was getting good at that — one of my many tricks for survival when living with Aunt Margaret.
“Oh, let’s see, Stuart,” Aunt Margaret chirped as she snatched the letter and clipping out of my uncle’s hand.
“VANDALS DISTURB BURIAL IN PIONEER CEMETERY by Norma Johnson. Have you two already read this?”
“No, Uncle Stuart was bugging me. That’s why I had to flick cereal at him to make him stop. What’s it about?” I glanced at Uncle Stuart, who silently whispered, I’ll get you for that.
“It seems someone has been vandalizing historical sites around town, and the latest disturbance was to one of the graves at some long-forgotten Pioneer Cemetery. Police are narrowing down the suspects and think it’s some teenager. He could face heavy charges and up to ten thousand dollars in fines.” She put the clipping on the table and started to read the letter.
My mind flashed to the burial I accidently disturbed in the backyard last summer when Uncle Stuart and I were putting in the fish pond. We were new to Crescent Beach and didn’t know it was once a prehistoric First Nations fishing village.
As it turned out, finding that burial was the best thing that ever happened to me. I learned a lot about bones and how to excavate an archaeological site from Eddy, aka Dr. Edwina McKay. Even though Eddy was sort of old, a grandmother, in fact, she really knew how to relate to kids. She taught me that if you knew how to read the bones, they could tell you a lot about the past and of the people who once lived. It turned out that the guy buried in our backyard was a three-thousand-year-old carver. The most interesting artifact we found was a small carved pendant.
“What about the grave?” I asked. “Does it say what’s going to happen to it?”
Aunt Margaret didn’t seem to hear me and just continued to read Aunt Norma’s letter aloud. “Norma says: ‘The Golden Pioneer Cemetery was long forgotten by most of the residents until the 1980s. That’s when some old guy dug up a skull and tried to trade it for a beer.’” She put down the letter in disgust. “Honestly, some people are beyond decency!”
“Go on,” I urged. “What else does Aunt Norma say?”
“Apparently, after the human remains were disturbed, archaeologists were called in and excavated a large part of the abandoned cemetery. Soon after, the place was again forgotten — that is until just last week. Somehow the police were alerted that another pioneer burial had been disturbed. Norma says some citizens are so angry they’d almost like to string the kid up.” Aunt Margaret’s upper lip curled in that all-too-familiar way. “Gads, all this business of digging up burials, old bones … it’s just so ghoulish.”
“Especially if people go digging up bones in your backyard, right, Aunt Margaret?” I chirped.
“Particularly when it happens in my backyard!” she agreed.
Uncle Stuart ruffled my hair and smiled. “Ghoulish to you maybe, but not to a certain twelve-year-old girl.”
“Nearly thirteen,” I added proudly.
“Yes, I stand corrected — a certain brown-eyed girl soon to be thirteen.” Uncle Stuart continued to mess up my hair until it stood on end like a witch’s broom.
Aunt Margaret put the letter down on the kitchen table. “Well, that’s enough of all that. Stuart, I’d like your help in getting these apples sliced up and into the freezer today.”
“What?” I asked. “Is that all there is?” Aunt Margaret was ignoring me. I picked up the letter, and when I got to the part where she left off, I started to read it aloud. “‘Please make sure Peggy reads my article. I thought of her the whole time I was writing it. I heard that an archaeologist will be coming to excavate the disturbed burial soon. It would be a great time for Peggy to come up and check it out herself. And, of course, she could stay with me for as long as she wants.’” I jumped off the seat and started dancing around the kitchen. “Yes, that would be so cool. I’m going to get Mom on the phone and ask if I can go and stay with Aunt Norma.”
“Of course, you can’t go, Peggy,” Aunt Margaret said. “You’ve got school. And it’s just like Norma to forget something like that. No, your job right now is to work hard at school and get good grades.”
Zap! There it was — that familiar feeling of having the life sucked out of me. I loved Aunt Margaret, but she had a knack for crushing every ounce of a kid’s excitement. I glanced at my uncle, who shrugged and offered no help.
“Maybe you can go during Christmas holidays,” Aunt Margaret added brightly.
Right, I thought, like that’s gonna make me feel better.
“Aunt Margaret,” I said, “Golden’s in the north where it gets really cold in the winter. First, the ground will freeze and then comes months of snow. No one will be doing any excavating in December. Besides, by then there’ll be nothing left but a big hole.”
That night when Mom came home from work Aunt Margaret and I pounced on her before
