crowd around the radio lowered their noise to a dull roar to hear Stevie’s next report. “The champ is back on his feet, throwing like a crazy man, and Firpo is down!”
“Lester,” the boss said, “watch yourself.”
Gunboat took the top off the silver bucket and saw the ice had melted into a solid block. He took the ice pick in his large, hard fist and splintered it with one short stab.
“The last thing I want to do is get Gunboat’s blood boiling,” Ketcheson said with a wink. “But we both know he took a fall. It was me that told him to.”
The boss looked around to see who else had heard, but Stevie’s words had the suckers in a spell. “Firpo is up with a big swinging right and bam, he knocks the champ right out of the ring! Dempsey’s gone head over heels over the rope into front row!”
“You see, Miss Doyle, Pilgrim wasn’t crazy,” Ketcheson went on like he was teaching a pouty kid her ABCs. “If he laid down a bet against his own fighter, everyone would know the fix was in.”
“You don’t say,” she said, like she really wished he hadn’t said. She turned her back to the bar, and Gunboat saw the back of her dress dipped scandalously low beneath her shoulder blades, a fact he forced himself to ignore.
“But he wouldn’t go face-to-face with Gunboat, either. He had me do his dirty work there. I couldn’t bring myself to spit it out, not looking at those fists, why, they’re like hammers. I don’t mind telling you, my own hands shook when I gave Gunboat the marker and said it was a message from his boss. But Gunboat’s a gent. When he saw how much was riding against him, he just gave me one of those shrugs and handed the paper back like he was handing a mother cat a kitten.”
“Ah,” said Miss Doyle, “the plot thickens.” Gunboat had never heard her voice so small or so soft.
“It was my fault,” said the boss. He was looking at Miss Doyle, but talking to Gunboat. “We were flat broke, but if we made good against Dempsey, we’d be set. So I sold most of my stake to Pilgrim.” There was a slump in his shoulders that hit Gunboat like Dempsey’s right. “I wish to God I hadn’t, but he was the only one with that kind of cabbage.”
“My God,” young Stevie croaked, “the champ is back in the ring! The swells in the first row pushed him over the ropes!”
“Why didn’t you collect before, Les?” Miss Doyle’s voice was stronger now, Gunboat thought, like she had made her mind up about something. She had twirled her stool back towards Ketcheson, but she wasn’t looking at anybody. Her eyes were on her lap and she was playing with the clasp of her little bag.
“It was one of those crazy things. A few days after the fight, I was celebrating and got in a little spat with a lady’s husband. Could’ve happened to anyone.” A spat, thought Gunboat. The hard-done-by husband was shot in the leg and nearly bled to death, and Ketcheson’s payday was a ticket to Kingston Pen.
“But you said you were here doing business that night,” said Miss Doyle. “So if you didn’t get your money, Harry Pilgrim must have tried to stiff you. That would be your motive for killing him.”
“Now wait a minute,” Ketcheson said, leaning back on his stool. “There’s no need for crazy talk. I just want what’s coming to me.”
“You’ll get what’s coming—” Miss Doyle said “—if the cops ever find out you were still here when Harry died.”
“I lit out long before the old crumb got topped,” said Ketcheson. “The boatman backed me up on that.”
“Then how did you know the housemaid had grass stains on the back of her dress? Surely it’s not the kind of gossip you hear around the chain gang. No, you must have collected already. That’s how you could pay the boatman to say he took you home earlier. Clearly you had the dosh to go out on the jag that ended you up in the slammer.”
“Now slow down, honey,” Ketcheson said. “Okay, I was on the back porch finishing my smoke when that girl and her lover boy charged right past me and into the house. But it was Fancypants here,” he pointed a calloused finger at the boss, “who took off out the back door like a bat out of hell.”
“To investigate the screams,” said the boss smoothly.
“With a shotgun?” Ketcheson said.
“Ah, so that’s the pay-off you’re after tonight,” said Miss Doyle. “Reggie pays the piper and you won’t play a little tune in Mr. Policeman’s ear.”
Stevie’s voice cut in, yipping like one of those pug-dogs well-off American wives carted about. “Dempsey hit Firpo so hard that he lifted him in the air! Boom, Firpo’s hit the canvas!”
“Things have changed while you were up the river, and Reggie would be nuts to pay you,” Miss Doyle said cheerfully and began ticking off the reasons on her little fingers. “First, he’s a big-time bootlegger, he’s got cops on the payroll now. Second, the suckers up from Syracuse love that murder bit, it brings them in by the boatload. And third, you saw Reggie leave the house after the dead body was found. Why, Reggie has a better alibi than you do. Maybe you killed Pilgrim that night and kept all the dough.”
“Your logic astounds, my dear,” said the boss. “Like your charm, it bowls one over like a careening motor car.”
“You rat, Ashe!” cried Ketcheson, his work-hard hand snaking towards his baggy pocket. “Put the frame on me, will you?”
Gunboat felt things slow down, like when he was in the ring, and his left foot travelled forward in a long falling step. As his weight shifted, his half-opened left hand came straight out from his shoulder, chin high across the top of the bar, and his fingers began to close with a mad clutch, his knuckles lining up like soldiers.
“No, Gunboat!” the boss barked.
The boss could not stop him, no one could stop him, no one but Miss Doyle, who leaned in to plant her little gun in Ketcheson’s side. Gunboat lurched to the left, and a punch that could have killed her breezed past, catching the tip of her silly hat and knocking it a little off kilter.
“Reach for the sky, pardner,” Miss Doyle said. “I always wanted to say that, like one of those Zane Grey posses arriving in the nick.”
“You won’t shoot,” Ketcheson hissed, careful not to move an inch.
“Don’t bet on it,” said the boss. Gunboat agreed. Miss Doyle was not the goofy dame she made herself out to be, but then Gunboat had suspected as much. The boss did not go in for goofy dames. He liked his women like his steak and his whiskey, a little on the rare side.
“If you do Reggie in, Gunboat will go on a rampage and you’ll shoot him. Then where will I find another bartender who makes the perfect martini?” Her hand was steady as the boss reached into the jailbird’s lop-sided jacket, took out something heavy and dropped it in his own pocket.
“Usually, I don’t have to pull a gun to get a fellow’s attention,” Miss Doyle said, putting her peashooter back in her little bag. “But let me give you a tip. See how Reggie’s pocket sags? If you’re going to cart around a concealed gun, don’t let it pull your coat to one side and, for goodness sake, don’t keep brushing up against someone wearing a sheer little number like mine. Cold metal leaves little to the imagination.” Checking
