To Be Someone. Ian Stone
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I realise now that becoming a fan of Paul Weller and The Jam was my first real attempt to try and define myself. To consciously distance myself from my parents. To say, ‘This is who I am and this is what I believe in.’ The fact that all I really believed in was what Paul Weller told me to believe in was neither here nor there. Before The Jam, I tagged along with this and that group or fad but aside from Arsenal, nothing really captured my imagination. Now I had something to hold on to. Something that my parents couldn’t understand and actively disliked. Something that wasn’t nice. I knew as soon as I heard the first album that it was what I’d been waiting for. Someone not much older than me who seemed to have got their act together. There was hope after all.
But only after I got out of the house. Home was chaotic at best and toxic at worst. I was living with my parents Ken and Helena, and my sister Beverley. My parents hated each other and stayed out of each other’s way whenever possible. Beverley was six-and-a-half years younger than me. Being a teenage boy, I had very little in common with her. My mum stayed in the bedroom, my father in the lounge, Beverley in her room and me in mine. We were four strangers living in the same house. (I read recently that Paul Weller had a sister and there was a similar age gap and he didn’t have much to do with her. I felt a little frisson of kinship when I heard that.)
I kept away as much as I could. I even stayed later at school just so I wouldn’t have to go home. I tried to get detentions so I could have an extra hour away.
‘I think that’s enough, Stone’.
‘We haven’t done the full hour, Sir’.
My mother can be a funny woman although this became less apparent the more time she spent with Ken. She once went into a shop that sold nuts and asked them if the raisin shop was nearby. She had a nice line in sarcasm. As the marriage deteriorated, we saw less of this side of her.
I understand why my mother got married. She came from a religious family, so it was expected she’d get hitched as soon as possible. She said she was frightened of being left on the shelf although, as she was nineteen-years-old, she may have had a few more years before she withered away. She said that she was concerned that being the last of her siblings to get married, she may well be left with the task of looking after her elderly parents. These are all perfectly valid reasons to get married. Just not to my father.
Ken was born a baby, graduated to early childhood and decided that, emotionally, that was far enough. His thinking was along the lines of ‘I have control of my bowels, what else does one need?’ He was assisted in this first of all by my grandmother Cissie who indulged his every whim and thought the sun shined out of his arse. Although it’s difficult to know how she could tell seeing as he never got off it. And then by my mother, who was too fearful of being alone to tell him to grow up and maybe help around the house once in a blue moon. With their assistance (and one or two other female members of the Stone family), he’s managed to go through his entire life without ever doing anything that he didn’t want to do. He’s never cooked a meal, never cleaned up, never done any DIY. He changed one nappy and he still talks about it to this day. ‘Your sister’s done a packet,’ he regularly says (often at dinner when Beverley is sitting at the table), referring to an occasion almost fifty years ago when my sister had filled a nappy. ‘An absolute packet,’ he’d stress just so we knew how much shit he’d actually had to deal with. My mother had, for the only time in Beverley’s early childhood, left Ken with the responsibility of looking after her and it traumatised him for life. He’s eighty-seven this year and is the singularly most useless adult I’ve ever known. Beverley described him as a great dad and a terrible father and husband. Everyone else thinks he’s a legend. They never had to live with him, or needed him to do anything for them.
My parents got married in November 1958 and went to Bournemouth for their honeymoon. On the Friday night, my dad turned to my mum. ‘I’ve got something for you,’ he said. ‘It’s a surprise.’ I guess any newly married bride would like to hear a sentence like that from their husband. She may have imagined new clothes or perhaps even tickets to a big show. What she almost certainly did not imagine was that on the Saturday afternoon, my father, as a surprise that, let’s face it, would endear him to any woman, produced two tickets for Bournemouth versus Brentford at Dean Court in the English fourth division. I imagine it was a pretty big surprise. According to historical weather data, it was a very cold but mercifully dry day. I’d like to think that as they were on honeymoon, my dad splashed out on a couple of seats, but it’s perfectly possible that three days after she got married, my mother found herself standing on an open terrace in the freezing cold watching two teams she’d never heard of playing a game she hated. And that may well have been the high point of the relationship.
My mother is no angel. She has been known to be demanding. But only by people who’ve met her. Being demanding is a fairly typical*6 character trait when it comes to Jewish mothers and it’s accepted in lieu of other more positive attributes. But it’s not useful when you’re married to a man as inured and impervious to demands as my father. My mother demanded, my father completely ignored her. There were a lot of arguments and very few laughs.
My mum felt trapped. By 1977, she was smoking way more than she used to and possibly drinking as well. I knew things weren’t going well in the marriage. One only had to listen to the way my parents spoke to each other to realise that any love they may have felt for each other had long gone. Living with my father cannot have been easy. My mum was working a full time job and doing all the household chores whilst her partner got in from work, sat down on his arse, and demanded dinner. This might have caused some simmering feelings of resentment.
My mother started talking about divorce. The volume and frequency of the arguments had increased and it felt, to her at least, like the only way forward. My dad was having none of it. Aside from being regularly screamed at, he was living a cushy life. He would sit in his chair reading the paper while my mum cleaned around him. At dinner time, she’d bring his meals to him. He never offered to help, never thanked her, never even looked at her.
He used to nervously pull his lip. I don’t know what he had to be nervous about. Possibly the fact that one evening, my mum would down tools, never cook for him again and he’d slowly starve to death. My mother hated him pulling his lip. She started to fixate on it.
‘Don’t pull your lip,’ she’d scream at him. He’d stop pulling his lip for a short while and then do it again. She’d leave the table in disgust.
By the end, they weren’t communicating at all. My mum would see him in his favourite chair and call him.
‘Oy.’
He wouldn’t respond.
‘Oy,’ she’d say again, only louder.
He’d look up.
‘I need you over here.’
‘I’m doing something,’ he’d say. He wasn’t doing anything. He was reading the paper.
‘But I need you over here.’
He’d reluctantly move his backside and come over.
‘What is it?’ he’d say
‘Fuck off!’
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