father, who stood beside the house looking in her direction, interrupted the glorious moment.
“Any reason you’re doing that on The Lord’s Day?” he shouted.
5
The smells from Ben Van Doods’s feedlot reached the Krayenbraak farm before the county health department declared the rotting carcasses a hazard and had the rendering plant load them up. When Alice looked at the sudden transformation, the clean feedlot was like a taunt that dared her to remember the grim sight that had been there.
The next day notice was published in the paper, and posters went up in stores and on light poles around Dutch Center advertising Ben’s farm sale.
“That’s that,” said Alice’s father. “Now let’s tend to the work the Lord has given us to do.”
Should she feel guilty for starting to think about herself instead of the miseries of someone else? She could spend her senior year pitying herself that their farm was probably in as much trouble as Ben Van Doods’s, or she could start thinking of next year, when she could leave her work shoes on the porch and step out with a suitcase, ready for a college dormitory. She could curl up and wither as a pathetic manure-stained farm girl in a manure-stained farm economy or she could shed her farm-girl image like a pair of manure-stained blue jeans. Whatever hope she was going to have for the future would require work, just as her father said, but the work she was determined to do was the kind of work that would save her from being a farm girl forever.
She had learned what she looked like to city people when she visited Sioux City malls. She spent two hours one afternoon on a shopping trip “looking for bargains” but actually looking at city folks looking at farm folks. After an hour of sharp-eyed study, she saw what they saw: that perpetual look of bewilderment or surprise on the farm kids’ faces. That dumbfounded expression that said, “Huh? What’s that? What’s going on?” Farm boys were the most pathetic with their awkward swaggers they thought made them look like tough city kids. Instead, it made them look as if they had spent too much time riding broncos and didn’t know how to use their legs for walking. The older farm folks stood out too in the way they always made—or tried to make—eye contact with everyone they met, as if everybody in the world were somebody they knew or who would want to know them. And they were distracted by anything that was going on around them. When they were outside, they looked up if an airplane or helicopter flew overhead. They stared yearningly at passing emergency vehicles. Farm folks had an uncomfortable and gratuitous curiosity about everything! And, yes, Alice Marie Krayenbraak knew what “gratuitous” meant. Straight-A Alice knew the meanings of “gratuitous,” “exacerbate,” “gobsmacked,” “syllogism,” and a million other words, but she still had that wide-eyed farm-kid look about her, and she knew it—and she knew how hard it would be to shed that look. No matter how hard they tried, farm folks, whether old or young, just didn’t have any sophistication. If animals had distinct characteristics of their breed, so did Iowa farm folks. They were their own breed—hicks. It was written all over them. The syllogism stuck in Alice’s head: All Iowa farm folks look like hicks. I am an Iowa farm folk. Therefore, I look like a hick. Being over six feet tall didn’t help. To city people, she had to look like a gawky hillbilly.
Dealing with dead hogs or her own family’s sagging farm was easy compared to smelling like the cattle yards and looking—at best—like the cover girl of Country Home magazine. She had dropped out of 4-H when she was fifteen and hidden her one purple and ten blue ribbons in the bottom of her underwear drawer. Grand Champion in Beef Showmanship. Finalist for Junior Livestock Queen. She had the medals, but if she was going to have a life beyond the millennium, it was not going to be as a farm girl.
Alice watched how models on TV walked across the stage, then practiced in front of her bedroom mirror. She stood at the magazine rack in Deweerds’ Drug reading Vogue. She resolved to erase every smudge of farm life from the person who strutted her lanky presence through the world. A year from now she’d be packing her bags for college and entering a world where she could tell people whatever she wanted. She wouldn’t stare at passing ambulances. She wouldn’t make eye contact with everyone she met. She wouldn’t smile as if she knew or wanted to know everyone who crossed her path. She would walk with a delicate light step that suggested her feet had never touched an unfriendly surface, and certainly no surface as disgusting as cattle hoofprints in their own dried manure. No one would have to know she was a person whose life had been hay bales and John Deere tractors and soybeans and corn silage and weed spray and chemical fertilizers and hogs and steers. A year from now she could invent her past and create her future. She’d burn her work shirts. She’d burn her work shoes. She’d step into the world from the covers of Glamour and Cosmopolitan. “Who, me?” she’d say, and raise an eyebrow. “Oh, yes, I did grow up in a Midwest farm community. I certainly knew people who lived on farms. I even visited them sometimes. Goodness. How could any civilized human live with those smells!”
At the end of her junior year at Midwest Christian, she had tried to ignore the insults from boys who didn’t like her. She might have been all right in their eyes if she were just a star athlete, but she was an A-student star athlete—a combination that they couldn’t handle, so they had retaliated with the only weapon they had: name-calling insults. “Ass and a beanpole.” She knew she wasn’t the first lean female to get the label, and she was sure the labelers didn’t have the brains to invent it. At the time, she thought it wasn’t bothering her much. She had thought, “At least I have a brain at the top of my beanpole,” but over her dateless summer, the label chipped away at her confidence. Maybe I am unattractive. Maybe I look as stupid as they really are.
She granted that there were bigger issues in the fall of 1999 than her pathetic appearance. The dire fantasies about Y2K were not only coming from her mother: the entire Dutch Center community had more than its share of people who were totally convinced that something terrible was going to happen at the turn of the century. “God moves in two-thousand-year increments” was the common declaration. “Something big is going to happen!”
Something big is always happening, Alice thought. How about the collapse of the farm economy? How about a feedlot full of bloating Chester Whites? How about the fact that we are probably going broke on our farm? But her family’s money troubles and the money troubles most farm families were having in the fall of’99 were lost in the barrage of Y2K talk, and farm families worrying about their survival made easy prey for the religious fearmongers of Dutch Center who ignored the fact that the stock market was soaring and Microsoft and Apple were breaking records every week. The wild profits told the wackos that the devil was distracting people with filthy lucre while the end drew near. Though some investors somewhere were making millions as the millennium approached, on the farm market-ready hogs were selling for the price of a carton of cigarettes and driving people like Ben Van Doods to his acts of desperation. The wackos had an explanation for bad farm prices too: it meant the Almighty was preparing people for the time when they would no longer have earthly needs.
Alice was smart, and she knew she was smart. Her grades told her she was smart and most of her teachers told her not only that she was smart, but that she was “promising, brilliant, disciplined, focused, goal oriented” and the whole long list of good-student attributes.
The one teacher whom Alice admired more than all the others put together was Miss Den Harmsel who taught the advanced English classes. Miss Den Harmsel rarely reminded Alice that she was smart, and she didn’t have to. Her expectations of Alice said it all. Miss Den Harmsel told Alice to read John Steinbeck’s Grapes of Wrath and Toni Morrison’s Beloved over the summer. “You’ve already read the Brontës, Austen, and Dickinson. You must read these Americans before college.”
Pleasing Miss Den Harmsel was one of Alice’s biggest summer pleasures—and there hadn’t been very many. She kept the
