The Painted Gun. Bradley Spinelli

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me something useful.”

      “Itchy, I don’t know anything more. This is one of the paintings the girl did before she disappeared. The family gave it to me as a possible lead. I thought it looked an awful lot like you, so I sent it along. Thought you might know her. Do you?”

      “Well, let’s see . . . do I know a girl—no name, no face, no description—who paints portraits of me?”

      “Hey, either you sat for the picture or you didn’t. You must have, it’s too good otherwise.”

      “She could have done it from a photograph.”

      “If you didn’t sit for it then you know everything I do. The family wants to remain anonymous, so I don’t even know the girl’s last name. She’s probably traveling under an alias anyway. Apparently she hasn’t used her real name since she was in kindergarten. All I have is a first name and a little background information.”

      “What’s the name?”

      McCaffrey took a sip of something; I heard what sounded like a shot glass clink against the receiver.

      “Ashley. The name’s Ashley.”

      * * *

      My first thought when I put the phone down was that there was a lot I didn’t like about the situation. No last name. McCaffrey’s cagey drink. The painting. Then I realized that there wasn’t anything I did like about it. McCaffrey had agreed to have his assistant fax over everything he had on the case and ended the conversation abruptly, making some excuse about a deadline he had to meet. Probably a happy hour.

      I thought about having a drink myself. I had finally gotten over Alcoholics Anonymous, a habit almost as hard to kick as the bottle itself, and had simmered down into a quiet, occasional drinker. I cut off all my old drinking buddies when I first got sober, none of my cronies from AA would speak to me after I started drinking again, and the old drunk crew certainly didn’t know that I had jumped off the wagon running. But between a bunch of guys in a church basement drinking bad coffee from Styrofoam cups and a group of career drunks facedown on a barroom floor in a pool of whiskey-flavored vomit—a man can do worse than to shake them all.

      I went to the vanity in my closet and reached for the musty bottle of Old Crow, got a glass from the kitchen, and poured myself two thin fingers. I took my shot down to the garage, pulled a dusty folding beach chair off the wall, and sat down facing the painting.

      I was pictured sitting in a chair in my kitchen, a barber’s blouse draped over me with hair all down the front. I had an intense, boggled look on my face. Standing directly behind me, peering down with clippers in hand, was the barber; I recognized him too. He was an old Italian barber from the neighborhood who’d been cutting my hair since I moved to South City, and he made house calls. He looked as elegant and charming as I knew him to be, a glint in his eye illustrated by a skillful touch of the brush. In the background I could see the clutter of my bachelor’s kitchen—unwashed dishes, cupboards in bad need of a paint job. The image was exceptional, exquisitely detailed in the folds of the barber’s blouse over me, the clumps of freshly shorn hair that fell onto the floor, the gentle illusion of the buzzing of the clippers in the barber’s hand, the subtle touch of intention, as if he really were about to lean in and touch up beneath the ears.

      Maybe it didn’t look exactly like me—it wasn’t photo-realism, but it wasn’t abstract expressionism, either. It looked like me. It was evocative of me. Fuck, it was me. Anyone who so much as knew me from high school would get a creepy recognition vibe coming off this painting.

      I downed the shot. What was most disturbing was the fact that it seemed to be a scene from my life. The barber was a dead ringer for my barber, who had just given me a trim a few weeks before, and the shirt I was wearing in the picture—the collar visible under the blouse—was a recent acquisition.

      Casually, without meaning to do so, my eye wandered down to the bottom edge of the painting. Written clearly in the corner in black, over the dingy yellow of my kitchen tiling: 8/18/97.

      I nearly coughed up my drink.

      * * *

      I checked the fax machine and saw the three slim pages passing for McCaffrey’s background information. It was nothing. One page was a photocopy of a California driver’s license with all the pertinent information—last name, address—blacked out. The photo was so blurry and distorted from being photocopied and faxed that it told me nothing at all. Ashley ________, five foot two, black hair, blue eyes. No help.

      The second page was a form from McCaffrey’s agency, a kind of catch-all client information page, also left mostly blank. It told me that Ashley was born somewhere in Los Angeles County in 1976, had grown up primarily in Anaheim, and in her late teens had moved to San Francisco with her mother. Last known address: Unknown.

      The third page was a copy of a check from the McCaffrey Agency, made out to me, to the sum of $25,000. The memo at the bottom said simply, Advance on services and expenses. It was a goose chase, but a well-paid one. I hadn’t seen that much money since—well, maybe never.

      I reluctantly turned on my ancient Power Mac and got online. This always gave me a twinge of guilt. Were it not for the accursed Internet, and its recent rise in popularity, I might still have a steady income. At first the older, wealthier portion of the population shied away from the Internet, and as they represented the mainstay of my clientele, I managed to hold on to my niche. But as the baby boomers became Internet-savvy, my income dropped off as steadily as Yahoo! stock rose. The bottom line is that the information superhighway made the renegade job title Information Broker completely obsolete—almost any piece of information I could obtain could be easily found with a cheap PC, a 14k modem, and a keyword on AOL.

      I started with a simple word search on Ashley and was bombarded with hits. It would take me a decade to comb through them all, and without knowing anything else about my subject, I wouldn’t recognize the right one if I found her. I went to the Social Security site and learned the truly devastating news: from 1983 to 1995, Ashley had been one of the top four most popular baby names for girls in America—top two since ’85. Most of them were too young to drive, but there were enough Ashleys in California that I could never hope to wade through them all.

      I was cursing McCaffrey’s name when he called again.

      “Itchy, what’s the good word?”

      “There are no good words, McCaffrey, you’ve given me exactly dick.”

      “Hey, I know it’s loose, but if anyone can make somethin’ out of nothin’, it’s you, right?”

      I grunted and reached for a cigarette.

      “You did get my fax, yeah?”

      “Yeah,” I said, exhaling a fountain of smoke, “I got it.”

      “I know you could use the money.”

      “McCaffrey, I can’t cash a fax.”

      “I know . . . I FedExed you the check, you’ll get it in the morning. I just wanted you to see the kind of money we’re talking about. If you can find the girl, you’ll get that much again.”

      “You wanna tell me why this girl is worth fifty grand?”

      “I’m

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