The Underdog Parade. Michael Mihaley

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giggled, thinking the act was part of the day’s planned festivities.

      Nick looked sickened. “Don’t tell me that’s the Keeme kid.”

      Abby nodded slowly, having watched the scene play out in disbelief. She glared at her husband. “Joshua. Product of a broken home, exhibit A.”

      Day 58

      Most of the trees in the Creek were no older than ten years and were neatly arranged—not by nature’s plan, but by some developer with an Italian last name. But on the edge of Peter’s front lawn, bordering the Keemes’ property, stood a giant pine tree, one of the remaining remnants from the original landscape. No one knew why this tree survived the developer’s master plan. Cost maybe—there was speculation that the developer had cut corners in the end after hemorrhaging money.

      Peter now sat high in the tree, skimming the pages of The Outsiders. It was one of his favorite books, though lately he wondered how “outside” this group of boys really was. Maybe they were poor and social outcasts, but at least they had a strong-knit group of brothers and childhood friends who banded together. Right now, all Peter had was CJ circling the tree below dragging a branch with her lasso.

      Peter couldn’t stop thinking about Joshua, the sandal-wearing runner from yesterday. The fact that this guy lived thirty feet away now made him even more interesting. Peter wondered if Mrs. Keeme had already left the Creek.

      CJ stopped and stared high in Peter’s direction. “Are you coming down soon? I’m bored to death.”

      Sunlight poked through the limbs and leaves, dotting the pages of Peter’s book. He loved this tree. It kept both the sun and CJ at bay.

      A burst of sharp laughter came from down the block and Peter felt the hairs on his neck tingle. His list, “Reasons Why Willow Creek Landing Sucks Rocks,” instantly popped into his mind. That sharp laughter came from reason number two: Chipper Kassel.

      Chipper was a constant presence on most of Peter’s lists these days, but he had rocketed to the top since Peter’s seizure at school. Chipper would have made his rock sucking list, though further down, even if he didn’t live in Willow Creek Landing just for the sheer terror and humiliation he brought Peter during his first year at the new school. Knowing that Chipper roamed freely within the Creek’s gates made Peter feel like he’d slipped and fallen into the lion exhibit at the local zoo.

      Chipper was with his two constant companions, Jason Franco and Eddie Doane, but Peter preferred to call them Goon A and Goon B. They came down Ranch Street from the direction of the pavilion, tossing a football. There was no real reason that Peter could think of for Chipper to make this walk since Ranch Street was a dead end that emptied into the Pine Barrens. Chipper’s family lived in a big home on Victorian Row, the other side of Willow Creek.

      Peter prayed for the power of invisibility, or an earthquake.

      CJ stopped pacing and watched the boys approach. With CJ near, her brightly colored outfit and tiara sparkling in the sun, the chance of going undetected was nil.

      One of the goons, either Jason or Eddie—they were interchangeable—noticed Peter first, nudging Chipper and pointing into the tree as if they were bird-watchers and had just spotted a rare, exquisite bird. Chipper handed off the football and led the goons in the direction of this bird, who was now highly nauseated.

      Out of fairness, even Peter would begrudgingly admit that his old neighborhood hadn’t been perfect. There were bullies there too, but they were clearly marked and usually on the fringe of the school’s hierarchy. They were easy to ignore, or their actions could be simply chalked up to a Neanderthal upbringing or low intellectual horsepower. Chipper was different—the new-and-improved version of the modern-day bully. He was the class president, popular with students and teachers, and he cleaned up all those “most” awards at the sixth grade graduation. Peter wanted to submit a write-in award for Chipper, most likely to tie an M-80 to a cat when no one is looking, but he couldn’t trust the student council, which would probably do everything in their power to unveil the disreputable student who dared to tarnish the name of their beloved class president. Chipper wielded that kind of power and influence. His back pocket was filled with people. Worst of all, the playground behind the pavilion, where CJ loved to play, had a gold plaque attached to the climbing gym that read: This playground is the Boy Scout Service Project of Kenneth “Chipper” Kassel, Jr. It was enough to make vomit rise to the back of your tongue.

      Peter never understood why Chipper enjoyed lashing out and terrorizing the “lesser” kid. The world was his oyster. The only conclusion Peter came to was terrorism gave Chipper enjoyment and satisfaction. It was a hobby like collecting stamps.

      “Are you coming down?” CJ asked.

      A small noise came from Peter’s mouth.

      “Howdy,” Chipper said, hopping the curb and crossing the lawn. “If it isn’t our friend Peter Grady.”

      Peter kept his eyes locked on his book.

      “Hey, Nemo,” one of the goons said from behind Chipper. He dropped on the ground and started shaking.

      “That’s not nice,” CJ said quietly.

      Chipper’s arms shot in the air. “Whoa, watch out guys. Wonder Woman is here to protect Nemo.”

      The shaking goon stood up. All three acted like they were laughing so hard they had to hold one another up.

      No matter how hard he tried, Peter couldn’t bring himself to look up from the book. He felt a hot wetness forming in his eyes.

      Then the tree spoke.

      “Get lost, midgets. You’re decreasing my property value.”

      Now, Chipper was in no way vertically challenged. There was a rumor he was going to be the captain of the middle school football team as a seventh grader, but he suddenly seemed small as Joshua appeared from the other side of the tree.

      Joshua was dressed in the same cut-off shorts from yesterday but was now shirtless and barefoot. A rubber band shaped the bottom of his beard into a triangle. He stared down at Chipper and the goons, an unlit cigarette dangling from his lips as he scratched a small tuft of chest hair. His face was expressionless.

      Chipper and the goons coagulated. The goons looked to Chipper for representation, but Chipper looked prepared to defer to anyone else. He shifted his weight and bit his lip. Peter had never seen this side of Chipper.

      It was the tone in which Joshua spoke that struck Peter—a combination of menace and boredom, as if he’d swat them dead like mosquitoes without thinking twice about it, maybe while eating a ham sandwich.

      Chipper and the goons continued to hold their position until Joshua barked, “Get lost!”

      They didn’t stay to see if his bite was worse.

      Joshua yawned as he watched them run down the street. He scoffed, “Like I give a rat’s ass about property value.”

      Peter didn’t know if he should thank Joshua or offer him the three dollars and change in his pocket. Joshua made the decision for him. He walked away, tiptoeing down the sun-scorched driveway to his mailbox. Peter watched from the tree as Joshua riffled through the stack of mail, saying, “Bills, magazines, advertisements. You know

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