Snotty Saves the Day. Tod Davies
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The other mothers grunted at this. One of them, her dearest pal, gave Snotty’s mother a vicious look before taking herself inside and slamming the door after. The door was broken, and fell off its top hinge, which spoiled the effect. This made Snotty’s mother laugh so hard that the beer came out of her nose.6
“What’s with her?” she said as she wiped the beer off her face with the back of her hand.
“Don’t know,” shrugged one of the other mothers. “She’s been on a rag ever since that kid of hers got shot by the cops.”
“What, still? ” Snotty’s mother said cheerfully. “That was—must’ve been at least a month ago. AND he was a stupid kid. God.”
“She liked him though,” someone else said in a reflective way.
“Well, I mean, get over it,” Snotty’s mother said.
“Yeah.”
They sat there in the gathering gloom, and after awhile there didn’t seem to be much to say. So Snotty’s mother took herself off, too, braying up the stairs as she went back to her pea green settee: “Snotty? You up there or what?”
There was no answer. It didn’t matter. Snotty’s mother didn’t care. She went to the pea green settee, and, flopping herself on it, began to pick at a scab on her heel. She chortled as she remembered her neighbor’s face. “Got her good,” she thought. It was enough to keep Snotty’s mother happy for weeks, upsetting her friend that way. She yawned, satisfied with herself and her world, and with the half empty can of lager in her hand, curled up on the settee and snored. After a moment, the can tipped over and fell. As Snotty’s mother grunted, a line of stale beer snaked out over the worn carpet, following the warp of the floor to the bottom of the stair, which itself snaked up, listing and leaning, with a rattly old railing you wouldn’t want to lean on, all the way to a shifty little landing made out of cracked pieces of wood.
It was on this landing that Snotty stood, his tiny hand on the splintery wood of the railing. He listened hard until he heard his mother snore. And then he turned and went inside the attic door. His footstep was light—so light that it barely left a print, even in the fine dirt of the back alley off Hamercy Street—and he didn’t make a sound.
“This is the last time I’ll stand here,” Snotty thought to himself, looking around the attic—his room—with a dispassionate eye. “The very last time.”
Snotty had determined to leave his ugly little house and his ugly little room, and, really, looking at it, you wouldn’t have wanted to stay either. It was a desolate space. It was moldy and cold, and the wind whistled in through the cracked windowpane. One naked bulb lit the whole, worked by a greasy switch. In the corner, in front of a bricked up fireplace, lay a single mattress topped by a crumpled sleeping bag. There were no toys, unless you counted one dirty bit of yellow and black battered plush that lay shoved over between the dirty mattress and the floor. It might have been the remains of a teddy bear. Then again, it might not. It was hard to tell.7
“Can’t say I’m going to miss it much,” Snotty said, shrugging to himself. And I don’t think anyone would have missed it much, either. Except that Snotty was only twelve years old, and this was the only room he had ever known.
He went over to the window for one last look out over Widdleshift. It was dark and it was gray and it was scattered with rusting iron fences and yellowing patches of grass on which pieces of broken glass sparkled in the twilight. The dirty brick houses huddled together, tilting this way and that. This was the only sight that Snotty had ever known.
“Or that, either,” Snotty said, trying to keep his courage up. He was mean and ugly, but he was brave, too. You have to be brave to leave your home when it’s time to go, even if that home is mean and ugly.
Snotty lingered, then, for a minute, but not because he was afraid. He stayed to look at a sight that had long puzzled him, off and on, when he had the time to be puzzled—which was not often, given the business interests that would tonight, he hoped, be taking him to a more ambitious field of action altogether.
“Six houses,” he said to himself. “But seven gardens. Why should it be like that? When everybody knows that six houses should have six gardens.”
Because that was what he could see, from his attic room, at the top of Hamercy Street. In the middle of the street, in the part where it leveled off before heading on to the church and the pub and the police station, there were six mean little dirty brown brick houses. But behind them, in a back alley—an alley, incidentally, that Snotty knew very well—there were seven gardens. He could see from where he stood that the gardens were mingy and wretched, covered with broken glass and rotting, creosote-soaked lumber, matted with a tangle of nettles, dandelions, and stunted blackberry leaves. But that wasn’t the problem. The problem was that there were too many of them.
“Six houses. Seven gardens.” Snotty shook his head. “It’s not right.”
But after tonight, he would never see those houses or those gardens again. He brightened at the thought. So there was really no use worrying about them. And since Snotty very rarely did anything that was of no use to him—he couldn’t remember the last time, in fact—now he put the gardens and the houses out of his mind. And lifted up a heavy, frayed backpack onto his scrawny little back.
His cool eyes raked the miserable room one last time. Then he turned off the one light, and went out, closing the door behind him.8
“Evening, Snot,” a small boy said as he swept a bit of glass out of our hero’s way. “Nice night, isn’t it?” His face shone in the darkness with an expression of anxious deference. Snotty was something of a legend to the smaller ones on Hamercy Street, and the boy timidly hoped for a word of encouragement from his hero.
Snotty ignored him. One of the first lessons he had learned on Hamercy Street was that kindness equals weakness. He never made the mistake of being nice to anyone smaller or more helpless than himself. So he passed the small boy by as if he hadn’t even seen him, and speeded up his already fast pace. So energetic, purposeful, and efficient was his stride that if he hadn’t been scrawny, ragged, and just twelve, he might have been mistaken for a district manager on his way to a very important meeting. The smaller boy looked after him with helpless admiration, vowing to be like him some day.
Snotty’s energy and purpose and efficiency faltered only once, and that was down in front of the six houses that fronted the alley of Back Hamercy Street. Here, unable to help himself, he stopped and stared and frowned.
He looked at the houses and counted them. There were definitely six. Six houses. Even though he had better things to think about, this positively annoyed him. Then he noticed a paint-peeled Garden Gnome leering at him from the weeds in front of the sixth house. Snotty aimed a kick at the Gnome’s head and stomped it efficiently into the cracked concrete of the pavement.
He felt better after that and continued on his way.
“BZZZZZTTT.”
Snotty