Ghazal Games. Roger Sedarat

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but I’ve been

      Told, a quart of malt liquor burps the soul.”

      ___ Even the best of masturbators fail

      In perverted attempts to jerk the soul.

      ___ Assuming an instrument could prove it,

      James Brown’s movements could out-berserk the soul.

      ___ Religion best predicts where believers,

      After they die, get to insert the soul.

      ___ Such sins as rape, murder, and suicide

      Allow the devil to usurp the soul.

      ___ Eliot’s Prufrock proclaimed, “I grow old . . .

      And my receding hairline irks the soul.”

      ___ The symbolic can’t depict the divine.

      Not even “Rumi” really words the soul.

       The Beard

       for Marlene Clark

      Now all else has failed; I’m growing my beard.

      Look for the man I was behind my beard.

      No Tehran taxis stop for the mullah,

      Drivers spitting at each passerby’s beard.

      “I can’t kiss you anymore,” said his wife.

      “It’s not really you, it’s . . . that ugly beard.”

      Excerpt from the terrorist’s instructions:

      “Use Clorox bleach to kill germs and dye beard.”

      To make the Ayatollah’s effigy,

      We toilet-papered a white two-ply beard.

      “There’s Daddy!” screamed my son, the president

      Of Iran’s beard the same length as my beard.

      The prisoner pieced together poetry

      With curlicues he plucked from his gray beard.

      After the fatwa against the poet,

      The CIA loaned him their best spy beard.

      Dear writer of new Persian poetry,

      Need an apt metonym for “man”? Try “beard.”

      “Hey, Khomeini!” my aunt Shirin exclaimed,

      Fake-cutting my facial hair. “Good-bye beard!”

      Five-letter word for overgrown shadow

      Yet to be cast upon soldier boy: _______.

      The poet, in the last line of “The Beard,”

      When asked to state his name, just writes: “I, beard.”

       The Sword

      It’s true, “The pen’s mightier than the sword.”

      But what cuts off the poet’s hand? The sword.

      Deconstructionists unscrewed handles and

      Melted metal to understand the sword.

      After the overthrow of the regime,

      Newly elected leaders banned the sword.

      Because it hurt children, as a father

      I decided to reprimand the sword.

      So hot in hell the holy warrior

      Fed on his frozen heart and fanned the sword.

      The victim’s mother stopped eating kebab.

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