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Copyright © 2020 by Craig Yoe.
Published by Mango Publishing Group, a division of Mango Media Inc.
Cover Design: Craig Yoe and Clizia Gussoni
Cover Photo/illustration: Craig Yoe
Layout & Design: Elina Diaz
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Squeaky Clean Super Funny Jokes for Kidz
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication number: 2019954715
ISBN: (print) 978-1-64250-232-9 , (ebook) 978-1-64250-233-6
BISAC category code JUVENILE NONFICTION, Humor /
Jokes & Riddles
Printed in the United States of America
ROTFL!
Fuzzy: Why did the bear get cold?
Wuzzy: He was walking around with bear feet!
Mike: How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Ike: Hold its nose!
Moe: When are boats cuddly?
Flo: When they hug the shore!
Why did the fish cross the road?
What road?!?!?
Q: Why did the wildcat get sent to the principal’s office?
A: He was a cheetah! LOL!
The deli worker is thirty-six years old, five feet four inches tall and wears a size 8 ½ shoe. What does she weigh?
Cheese!
Nutty News!
Why didn’t the turkey want dessert?
He was stuffed! :D
Q: What did one light bulb say to
the other light bulb?
A: Let’s go out tonight!
Sue: What song do frogs sing to each other once a year?
Stu: Hoppy birthday!
Milly: Why is a mouse little and gray?
Willy: If it was big and red it would be a barn! :P
Why don’t ants ride bicycles?
Because they don’t have thumbs to ring the bell!
Q: What’s black and white and goes to pizza parlors?
A: Zebras that like pizza! ROTFL!
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Papa
