Crack-Ups!
What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
NECK-tarines! HA HA HA!
What game does a slice of pizza like to play?
Tic-tac-DOUGH! LOL!
Where do plants take naps?
In FLOWER BEDS!
What’s an astronaut’s favorite day of the week?
MOON-day!
Zoe: When is a bed bad?
Joey: When it encourages you to lie!
Where do chickens like to eat?
At the ROOSTER-ant!
HA HA HA!
Alex: What is at the end of the road?
Alexis: The letter D!
What kind of computer does a frog use?
A LEAP-top! GUFFAW!
What do you have to remember to do to the closet doors?
CLOTHES them!
Why did the bee get a prize?
For good BEE-havior! LOL!
Jim: Why did the firefly feel sick?
Kim: It had GLOWING pains!
Q: What word is always pronounced wrong?
A: Wrong! LOL!
What word is always pronounced right?
Com’on, you can guess this one, right?!
What bird can lift the most weight?
A crane!
What kind of berry has a sore throat?
A RASPY-berry! :)
What is the correct way to get down from a horse?
You can’t get down from a horse. You get DOWN from a DUCK!
What should a teacher know before teaching his class?
More than the class! LOL!
Jaxon: What does a queen do in a fire?
Jessica: Stop, drop, and RULE!
Why isn’t a nose twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a FOOT! LOL!
Why was the rattlesnake so popular?
It had a great POISON-ality!
What do you call a hog’s autobiography?
A PIG-tale!
Colton: What’s a reporter’s favorite food?
Cameron: Ice cream. They love to get a scoop! ROTFL!
Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Because she can’t sit down!
What kind of bugs are found in an apartment building?
Occup-ANTS!
Moe: What do you call a cow with four short legs?
Joe: A COW-ch!
Q: What did the bee say to the rose?
A: “You’re my best bud!”
What’s the best way to keep a popsicle from melting?
Eat it! GUFFAW!
How many feet are in a yard?
That depends on how many people are standing in it!
Amelia: What do you do before getting off your bicycle?
Zoe: Get on it!
What’s a cow’s favorite day of the week?
MOOS-day!
What day are you most likely to get a tummy ache?
MOAN-day!
What did the man do when he broke his foot?
He called the TOE truck! HA HA HA!
Moe: Why did the cow cross the road?
Joe: She wanted to go to the MOO-vies!
What do you call a rabbit who thinks positive?
A HOP-timist!
Funny as a Barrel
of Monkeys!
What’s a police officer’s favorite food?
Corn on the COP! :)
Why do bears have fur and live in a cave?
So you can tell them apart from grapes! CHORTLE!
Larry: Where does January come after February?
Mary: In the dictionary!
Why kind of cow likes to play baseball?
A base-BULL!
What do baseball players put in front
of
