Fully Coherent Plan. David Shrigley

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IS INSPIRING.

      WE SHOULD LEARN FROM THEIR EXAMPLE

      WORMS PASS BY

      WORM TRACK

      NONSENSE

      SOCIETY'S

      BUM-HOLE

      (CHEAP TO LIVE HERE)

      THE RACE

      EVENTUALLY YOU MUST JOIN IN

      WE ARE NOT STUPID

      WE ARE NOT STUPID

      GUEST ROOM

      I AM VERY HAPPY

      I PLAY IN MY PLAYPEN

      GIANT

      EGG

      BUT NO NAILS

      LOTS OF HAMMERS

      NORMAL BEHAVIOUR

      NEW KNOWLEDGE

      CHAPTER TWO

      REQUIREMENTS

      FOR LEADERSHIP

      CHARISMA

      DIFF

      ERENT OPINIONS

      SPEECH MAKING

      DO NOT PLAN

      FROWN

      DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT

      WITH THE AUDIENCE

      SPEAK AS QUIETLY AS POSSIBLE

      SPEAK QUICKLY

      DO NOT PAUSE

      SHOUT OCCASIONALLY

      AND WITHOUT REASON

      USE ABUSIVE LANGUAGE

      WATCH RECORDINGS OF YOUR SPEECHES

      REASONS

      UNNECESSARY

      YOU MAY PROCEED WITHOUT THEM

      SOCIAL WIND

      I BLOW INTO TOWN

      I RUIN EVERYTHING

      THEN I GO AWAY

      I AM GREATLY RESPECTED

      HE WILL HELP US

      I AM MAGNIFICENT

      I AM SO BLOODY MAGNIFICENT

      PRAY FOR

      COMPETENCE

      IF YOU HAVE ANY GOOD

      IDEAS PLEASE PUT THEM IN MY HEAD

      DO WHAT YOU WANT

      IS THE KING A FOOL?

      YES

      YES

      YES

      YES

      YES

      YES

      SAVE THE WORLD!

      I CAN'T

      SAVE THE

      WORLD

      FUCK

      YOU

      ALL!

      I'M ON TOP OF IT

      DO NOT

      SHOW

      YOUR

      BRAIN

      EVERYTHING

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