phone at his ear – clearly on-hold. Everything about him looked perfect: from his neat desk, gleaming black leather shoes, immaculate dark-gray suit, and even the dyed-black hairs on his thick head of hair. Pride gave her an appraising glance and then flashed her a perfect smile.
Rita looked past Pride and realized that Vanity was even better-looking than Pride – with his blonde curls, the look of someone in his late twenties, and a trimmed swimmer’s physique. He wore an all-white Armani suit, blue shirt, and a pair of black diamond earrings in each ear. For a half-second, she was attracted to him. Then she spotted the stack of gay-oriented magazines on his desk.
“May I help you?” Vanity asked with a high-pitched voice.
“Yes,” Rita replied with a hint of disappointment as she handed him the black card. “I understand that you help people with their problems?”
“Absolutely,” he replied with an effeminate wave of his hand. “Have a seat.”
Rita sat.
“What can I do for you?”
“I’m having trouble finding modeling jobs. My friend, Grace Westerly, said that you could – maybe – help me get back into the field. But she was vague on exactly how you could do that.”
“Yet you came here anyway,” Vanity sympathetically replied. “Things are that bad?”
Rita nodded with embarrassment. What little money she had saved/invested over the years was all but gone. She was in debt up to her eyeballs. To top it off, her loft was two months away from foreclosure.
“Would you like your youth back?”
“Anyone would,” Rita lightly joked. “But you can’t fight Time.”
“I’m serious,” Vanity replied as he reached into his desk and pulled out an ovular, antique mirror.
He handed it to Rita, who gasped as she gazed into it and caught a reflection of her younger self – when she was about sixteen. The model grinned as she thought back to those times. Her career was just starting to roll. The parties, the men, and the money – it was all too easy back then …
Her mind suddenly snapped back to the reality and the impossibility of this.
“How did you - ?”
“Don’t worry about the pesky details,” Vanity interrupted with a grin. “Do you want to be young again or not?”
“Hell yes!” Rita said with a smile.
“An interesting choice of words,” Vanity replied as he produced a contract and an old-fashioned fountain pen.
Rita’s quick mind connected the dots … and then she laughed. Her melodic guffaw made the other partners turn and regard her with varying expressions. Vanity glanced over his shoulder at them and shrugged. Then he regarded his prospective client.
“This arrangement is very real,” Vanity insisted with a serious edge in his tone. “I’m offering you twenty-one years of youth, in exchange for your soul.”
“I know,” Rita said through her laughter as her youthful reflection laughed with her. “You can’t fake that!”
Vanity regarded the mirror, a bit thrown-off.
“You expect me to toss out my immortal soul for only – and I repeat, only – twenty-one years of youth?! Are you nuts?! That’s a shit deal and you know it!”
The physical manifestation of Vanity leaned back into his chair with a satisfied grin. It had been four years since one of his clients had the stones to haggle with him.
“Your friend, Grace, thought it was a good deal.”
Rita frowned with curiosity.
Grace wasn’t younger or better looking. In fact, the aging model had put on thirty pounds of “ice cream thighs” since she quit modeling, some ten years ago. Grace was lucky enough to marry a middle-aged dot-com millionaire, have a few kids, and enjoy spending his considerable wealth. As far as Rita was concerned, Grace had the good life. What else could she want?
“What did she sell her soul for?”
“Wealth, children, a controllable husband, and a long life that was free of disease,” Vanity replied.
“She cut that deal with you?”
“No,” Vanity replied, pleased that Rita was more than just a pretty face. “Greed, Pride, and Sloth handled the negotiations.”
Rita looked over at the other associates, who had returned to their various activities.
“She still got a shit-deal,” Rita muttered. “When she dies, Grace is going to burn in Hell.”
“Maybe you can make a better deal,” Vanity purred. “Think of it, Rita: anything you could possibly wish for could be yours.”
Rita shook her head and rose to her feet. She wasn’t a saint. In fact, she was quite the bitch. Her scorecard of deeds was a mixed bag of sins and kind acts. And through her early mid-life crisis, the model had never much pondered the existence of Hell. But now that she knew that it was real, the thought disturbed her. She turned and started to walk away, when it hit her.
“Grace sent me to you,” Rita said, more to herself, as she turned back to face Vanity. “Why?”
“Well,” Pride cut in, with a deep and elegant voice. “About five months after signing her soul away, Grace came back and signed out an addendum.”
Rita paused to weigh Pride’s words. Then her face slowly turned red.
“Let me guess: Grace sends you X number of clients and the bitch gets her soul back?!”
“Correct,” Pride said with a proud nod. “I negotiated the terms myself.”
“How many souls did she have to send your way?”
“100 souls within ten years of signing the contract,” Vanity chimed in. “Potentially, you’re the 90th client.”
Tears of rage began to appear in Rita’s eyes as she reached into her purse and tossed Vanity’s card to the floor.
“If I had a dick, I’d piss on both of you!” Rita yelled as she turned to storm away.
Still on the phone, Wrath glanced over at her as she passed him … and smiled approvingly. Rita headed back toward the stairs.
“Why the anger?” Greed asked with a soft, tempting voice. “One hundred successful referrals and you could regain both your youth and your soul with the stroke of a pen.”
Rita gave Greed a scornful grin.
“Like God would let me in after something like that!” she spat.
Without another word, the aging model turned and stormed up the stairs … leaving all types of evil behind her.
LIES
