virtual reality fuck program: layering the levels. Simultaneous auto-, homo-, hetero-experience. And everything else I’ve ever done, or anyone else for that matter. Dildoes. Pumps. Dogs. Every possible fetish, every sex toy, every—But you get the idea.
The Priest
It all started when I baptized a dead man and he became a zombie. A lot of people had a problem with that. But then, a lot of people had problems with electricity, flying machines, the car... Some people still think that radio waves can filter into their brains and drive them crazy. The baptism was simply an experiment. The process—I hate the word ‘ritual’—centered around a supplication to the true Aphrodite. Eventually I loaded the zombie in the car and hit the road.
This documentary surprises me: most people don’t want to hear about anything that could actually bring about change. But I do have faith that in time, everyone will embrace the new way.
The Historian
Society is all screwed up. It’s disgusting. I’ve read textbook after textbook and they’re all wrong. I can’t stand reading lies, knowing that the next person to read them just might be stupid enough to believe them. Truth can be such a burden. The bigger the truth, the bigger the burden. I wish that I could be stupid, but still able to discern the truth instinctually. Like animals in the woods: they know which plants are poisonous, don’t they? I’m fairly sure they do. I’ll have to ask the Scientist.
The Scientist
Consciousness. It’s grounded in every cell. The dead ones, too: even rot has a sort of intellect. Biology craves a purpose.
Each cell says to itself: I have to do something. The stupid ones just say it slower.
That’s my little joke. I shouldn’t say silly things. People think less of me when I do. Like I’m not supposed to have a sense of humor. But if I didn’t laugh every now and then, well, I’d probably die from ulcers and high blood pressure. My cells want me to speak my mind, and vice versa.
The Director
At first, I had trouble finding funds for this documentary. But when word got out—through the grapevine, articles here and there, radio interviews at ridiculously small college stations—money started trickling, then spurting, then pouring in. There are businesses and committees out there that want to see me succeed. They probably don’t even know about the Expressionist Aphrodite, per se. That makes me laugh: people who don’t know why they do what they do. Sure, they’re probably just following their instincts, but aren’t we all more than just flowers turning our petals toward the sun?
The Poet
At my most recent readings, I’ve performed my poem, Tears of Ecstasy, Iridescent Eyes. Each time, the entire audience was transfixed. That particular poem, that sestina, can turn the listener into a melancholy idiot. I’m not sure why it doesn’t fuck me up. I suppose I’m just a... Tool? Doorway? Organ? Maybe I’m a reptile: rattlesnakes manage to carry around their venom without dying. Isn’t that a vile image: little old me, the text-viper, stunning the brains of my mousy listeners. Making them stare and drool and sigh with sad wonder. Some of the folks from my audiences have been fetched and detained by family members, but eventually, most have wandered back to me. For a while, I was giving some of them crackers and setting them in abandoned buildings. Posing them in amusing tableaus.
The Painter
Aphrodite is the inspiration for all Expressionism. At my last exhibit, everyone kept staring at Pain Flowers, staring and soaking in my pain. It’s odd that they didn’t want to leave, since they weren’t having much fun. Oh no. They were all gently crying. That mindless weeping gave me a few anxiety attacks, but eventually I got used to it. Really, though, crying isn’t a bad thing. Deep down, I think, we all need to shed a few tears. Sure we do. Isn’t an orgasm a sort of bodily crying jag?
The Boywhore
I tried out the first draft of the fuck program on some old friends—clients, actually. It reduced them to a gritty, quivering paste. And let me tell you—it’s a crazy thing, to have eyes staring at you out of pink slime, staring in an accusing sort of way. Not that it made me feel bad. I don’t believe in guilt: it just holds you back, and really, who needs that? And besides, nobody died. That slime was—is alive, and I’ve saved every ounce. If there’s anything anyone should feel guilty for, it’s waste.
The Priest
I’ve set up my own church in a little ghost town in the Midwest. Toad City. It’s near a huge, swampy lake, full of critters, so that’s probably where they got the ‘toad’ part of the name. As for ‘city’: probably just wishful thinking. Or, who knows? Maybe prophecy. I happened to pass through the town during my travels with zombie No. 1. The place consisted of twenty broken-down buildings and a cemetery. No one was around to stop us, so the zombie and I dug up the dead people and baptized them. At the time, I didn’t know what they were going to do. They had a complete lack of focus.
All in all, things have a way of fitting together. For me, that’s an unusually optimistic statement, but what the hell. Technically, I am in the optimism business.
The Historian
Aphrodite—the real Aphrodite—was never the goddess of love. But various cultures copied her. Distorted her. Softened her.
In ancient times, the people of Babel worshipped the true Aphrodite. The tower legends, as the world knows them today, are all wrong: the language thing, for example. A very sloppy metaphor. Religious texts won’t tell you this, but the bricks of the tower contained bits of flesh and shit and cum and other goo. But back then, they didn’t have the guidance. Or the manpower. Or enough goo. So the whole project fell apart.
I tried to set the academic community straight on these points, but they never listened. Oh no. They always wanted proof. Information gleaned from visions simply wasn’t good enough for them. I did eventually met some sympathetic souls, and their support meant everything to me. For a while there, I was actually beginning to doubt my sanity.
The Scientist
I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. I can hear my own cells crying out. Perhaps that voice is the tiny—what would one call the reverse of amplified?—voice of Aphrodite, goddess of Expressionism. She is not Life: she is the shadow that Life casts. And once that shadow falls on you... A gorgeous feeling of pain and sadness that goes on forever. A feeling so strong, it warps the reality around it. A study needs to be done on the effects of warped reality on various plants and animals. I’ve got that on my ‘Things to Do’ list.
The Director
After I found my funds—or rather, they found me—the whole project came together quickly. Phone numbers were sent my way anonymously. Volunteers would stop by my house, asking if I needed anything done. I had stumbled upon something, and it began to engulf me. You wouldn’t believe how much help I’ve received... How many gifts. And all the people who’ve wanted to sleep with me.
Regarding the six main players in this undertaking: I contacted some by correspondence, others by phone. Eventually I met them all in person. They were of different ages, social backgrounds, even countries of birth. But they all talked the same: meaning, they sounded the same, and even chose their words in the same sort of hyper way, like—Me. And they all had that long, pale face with deep-set eyes. Like mine.
For that, I don’t have an answer. But I do have some thoughts on the matter. Have you ever seen a jigsaw
