Douglas that’s with a bairn by you? and Will said if you call Mollie Douglas a tink again, I’ll knock the damned teeth down the throat of you, father though you be.
And they stopped their stooking, glaring at each other, and father made to strike at Will but Will caught his arm and cried Mind! So father lowered his arm, white as a ghost he’d turned, and went on with the stooking, Will stared at him, white himself, and then went on with the stooking as well. And that might well have been the end of it so far as Blawearie went; but that evening they heard a clatter outside in the close and there was the minister’s bicycle and Mr Gibbon himself new off it; and into the kitchen he came and said Good evening, Chris, good evening Mr Guthrie. Can I have a word with Will?
So Chris was sent to bring Will from the byre where he bedded the kye, he came back with her grey in the gills, there sat the minister and father, solemn as two owls in the loft of a barn, it was plain they’d been taking the matter through hand together. Father said Chris, go to your room, and there was nothing else for her but go; and what happened after that she was never sure, for Will wouldn’t tell her, but she heard the sound of the three of them, all speaking at once and Will getting in a rage: and then suddenly the kitchen-door banged and there was Will striding across the close to the barn where he stored his bicycle. Mr Gibbon’s voice cried after him, angry-like, with a boom, Just a minute, Will, where are you going? and Will looked back and said You’re so anxious I should lie with my lass and get her with a bairn that I’m off to try and oblige you. And he wheeled his bicycle out by the honeysuckle hedge and pedalled away down the road and didn’t come back to Blawearie till one o’clock in the morning.
Chris hadn’t been able to sleep, she lay listening for him, and when she heard him come up the stairs she cried his name in a whisper Will! He stopped uncertain outside her door and then lifted the sneck and came in soft-footed and sat on the side of her bed. Chris raised herself on an elbow and peered at him, there was little light in the room and no moon that night though the sky was white with stars, and Will no more than a shadow hunched on her bedside there, with a whitish blotch for a face. And Chris whispered Will, I heard what you said when you went away. But you didn’t do it? and Will gave a low laugh, he wasn’t in a rage, It wouldn’t be for want of prigging by half the holy muckers in Kinraddie if I had. But you needn’t be feared for that, I’d as soon cut my own throat as do hurt to—her.
SO THE MINISTER’S interfering brought no harm, faith! he’d more need to roust round his own bit byre with a clart if Cuddiestoun’s story of the Gourdon quean were true. And soon enough after that a worse scandal went on the rounds about him, folk shook their heads and made out they were fell affronted: all but Long Rob of the Mill, and he swore B’God, it was the best he’d heard since Nebuchadnezzar went out to grass!
And the way of it was that in early November a bit daughter was born to the Manse, and the Reverend Gibbon was proud as punch, he preached a grand sermon that Sunday, For unto us a child is born; and it was so affecting that old Mistress Sinclair of the Netherhill broke down and cried in her hanky about it; but Long Rob of the Mill, when he heard that, said: She shouldn’t take whisky sweeties to the kirk with her. Everybody else was fell impressed, folk who’d been a bit off the Manse for months agreed he’d maybe his faults, the Gibbon childe, but who hadn’t these days? and feint the many could wag a pow like that in a Mearns pulpit. But damn’t! if the next day he didn’t go off and spoil the whole thing, the Monday it was, he was just setting out for the train to Aberdeen, Mr Gibbon, when the nurse cried out to him he might bring a small chamber-pot for the girlie, none in the Manse was suitable. He gave a bit blush, the big, curly bull, and said Very well, nurse, in a bull-like voice, and off to the station he went, it was Fordoun, and left his bicycle there and caught his train.
About what happened after that some told one thing and some another and some told both together. But it seems that fair early in the day in Aberdeen the Reverend Gibbon fell in with some friends of his; and they’d have it that a dram there must be to celebrate the occasion. So off the whole lot of them went to a public house and had their dram and syne another on top of that to keep the first one down, syne two- three more to keep the wind out, it was blowy weather on the edge of winter. Some said that midway the carouse Mr Gibbon had got up to make a bit prayer: and one of the barmaids had laughed at him and he chased her out of the bar up to her room and finished his prayer with her there. But you couldn’t believe every lie you heard.
Sometime late in the afternoon he minded his train, the minister, and hired a cab and bought the bit chamber, and caught the train by the skin of the teeth. No sooner was he down in his carriage than, fell exhausted, he went fast asleep and blithely snored his way south through many a mile, right dead to the world he was.
Most of the story till then was maybe but guessing, ill- natured guessing at that, but the porter at the Bridge of Dunn, a good twenty miles south from Fordoun, swore to the rest. He was just banging the doors of the old 7.30 when out of a carriage window came a head, like a bull’s head out of the straw, he’d fair a turn, had the porter, when he saw the flat hat that topped it. Is this Fordoun? the meikle head mooed, and the porter said No, man, it’s a damned long way from being that.
So he opened the door for Kinraddie’s minister, and Mr Gibbon came stumbling out and rubbed his eyes, and the porter pointed to a platform where he’d find a slow train back to Fordoun. This platform lay over a little bridge and the minister set out to cross: and the first few steps he managed fell well, but near the top he began to sway and missed his footing and flung out his hands. The next thing that the porter saw was the chamber-pot, burst from its paper, rolling down the steps of the bridge with the minister’s hat in competition and the minister thundering behind.
And then, when the porter had picked him up and was dusting him, the Reverend Gibbon broke down and sobbed on the porter’s shoulder what a bloody place was Kinraddie! And how’d the porter like to live ’tween a brier bush and a rotten kailyard in the lee of a house with green shutters? And the minister sobbed some more about the shutters, and he said you couldn’t lie down a minute with a quean in Kinraddie but that some half-witted clod-hopping crofter began to throw stones at you, they’d feint the respect for God or kirk or minister down in Kinraddie. And the porter said it was awful the way the world went, he’d thought of resigning from the railway himself and taking to preaching, but now he wouldn’t.
Syne he helped the minister over to an up-going train and went home to his wife and told her the tale: and she told it to her sister from Auchenblae: and she told it to her man who told it to Mutch; and so the whole thing came out. And next time he rode down by the Peesie’s Knapp, the minister, a head shot out of a hedge behind him, it was wee Wat Strachan, and cried loud as you like Any chambers to-day?
NOT THAT THEY’D much to shout for that winter themselves, the Strachans; folk said it was easy to see why Chae was so strong on Rich and Poor being Equal: he was sore in need of the sharing out to start ere he went clean broke himself. Maybe old Sinclair or the wife were tight with the silver that year, but early as December Chae had to sell his corn, he brought the first threshing of the season down in Kinraddie. John Guthrie and Will were off at the keek of dawn when they saw the smoke rise from the engines, Chris followed an hour later to help Chae’s wife with the dinner and things. And faith! broke he might be but he wasn’t mean, Chae, when the folk came trampling in to eat there was broth and beef and chicken and oat-cakes, champion cakes they made at the Knapp; and loaf and jelly and dumpling with sugar and milk; and if any soul were that gutsy he wanted more he could hold to the turnip-field, said Chae.
The first three men to come in Chris hardly saw, so busied she was pouring their broth for them. Syne, setting the plates, she saw Alec Mutch, his great lugs like red clouts hung out to dry: and he cried Ay, Chris! and began to sup as though he hadn’t seen food for a fortnight. Beside him was Munro of the
